What "excuses" will you use in the coming weeks to get out of the house?

[Brooke Wilde]

The abundant amount of people that will be forced to work from home in the coming weeks has me thinking, what will be your "go to excuse" for getting out of the house?

The mayor said earlier that "singular outdoor exercise" is & will continue to be permitted so it seems to me like that's a great excuse to sneak away for 2 hours. Just Google "parks near me".

Also, grocery stores will remain open so I guess it will be pretty easy to blame your extended absence on having to go to multiple stores to hunt down a particular item.

Or you could always say you left something at the office that you have to go retrieve.

What are some excuses that will work easily into your life?

[pac_man]

Multiple deliveries of fema loads/ store loads

[Universal]

Fishing, hunting, going to more than one Lowe's/home Depot to daydream about a Christmas wishlist, travel out of town to see an old friend from the military, etc

[uppitychuck]

Just kicked my slut out the house.. I dont need no excuses

[Anna Nikkole]

This post made me think about this meme for some reason lol. I'm sure if a woman wants to really bake something, she knows he may go to 6 stores just to find a dozen of eggs.

I just thought the meme was hella funny

[chloevankatie]

This post made me think about this meme for some reason lol. I'm sure if a woman wants to really bake something, she knows he may go to 6 stores just to find a dozen of eggs.

I just thought the meme was hella funny

That is hilarious

[Bankshots]

Going to work which is the truth.

[Anna Nikkole]

https://www.facebook.com/groups/welo...3421579442610/

Wth

[Stiffwood7]

I'm kinda limited on exit plays for now.
But I only have one..got called into work.

[StopShort]

Divorced for roughly 3 years now so I don't have to worry about that. But...if I was still married, work would be the only way I'd be able to get out. No other excuse would do.

[Rustyshackleford112]

I'm going to try this...."hey baby, going to run and get my dick sucked and a car wash, you need anything while I'm out?"...doubt it will go well but we will see...

[Anna Nikkole]

I'm going to try this...."hey baby, going to run and get my dick sucked and a car wash, you need anything while I'm out?"...doubt it will go well but we will see...

Let us know how that works out for you

[Jazzguy]

Hiking

[ck1942]

Pantry shelves have space

my car needs gas & and I will try to get some grub

cabin fever, but I drive around with a shopping list just in case

"Officer, I am on my way to comfort a lost soul (she has kneepads!)."

(Pointing to groceries in back seat) "Taking these to my daughter-in-law and grandkids, officer."

I have other(s) as well, but you get the drift.

[aztecjefe]

Okay so we going to be stay in home place now but really I check the list what places are going to be open and no way it'll be stay in home order. People will still go out no way the cops going to pull EVERYONE. How will they know who is essential and who not?

Also with that being said I know some here still going to see their URL. I have a question, since my place and hers is not a option are notels going to stay open and still offer hr rates room?