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    For shits and giggles...

    A LESSON IN GRAMMAR

    IS IT "COMPLETE", "FINISHED" OR "COMPLETELY FINISHED" ?

    No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words - "Complete" or "Finished".

    In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.

    The final question was: 'How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.'

    Here is his astute answer:

    "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are:
    COMPLETELY FINISHED!

    He won a trip around the world and a case of 25 year old Scotch!
    To all the virgins out there "thanks for nothing."

    The four food groups as penned by per sir FootLong: DFK, DATY, BBBJ, CFS.

    P411 certified

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    Outstanding!
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    LMAO...Nice

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    Not surprised the answer to such a difficult question was found within the simple fundamental basics of life.
    "Don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Get the hell out of the race car if you've got feathers on your legs or butt. Put a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up there and eat that candy ass."

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    SF is now the official OH2 comedian! Give us more, SF! You funny guy!!

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