Random Thoughts....derailments encouraged!

[Lespaulmankc]

My band is playing in OKC tonight. If you are interested and have my number, text me and I’ll tell you where.

[GypsyHeart]

And the hospital bill arrived...after they took $6k off for being private pay it still a lovely $24k. Still have not received the surgeon bill or the er doc bill.

[Slowhanz57]

"Nobody Likes A Cockblock" - A children's book for adults who aren't getting any

[Slowhanz57]

Watched a show where French chefs were discussing snails. Learned that when snails make love it's normal for it to last about ten hours. I suppose that shouldn't be considered remarkable considering; but still...

[Ed Highlight]

Watched a show where French chefs were discussing snails. Learned that when snails make love it's normal for it to last about ten hours. I suppose that shouldn't be considered remarkable considering; but still...

It's not that is lasts 10 hours, it's because it takes 10 hours because..... they are SNAILS!!

[Slowhanz57]

Po-tay-to; po-tah-to.. ;-)

Lions do it forty or fifty times a day......for thirty seconds each..

[Ed Highlight]

Po-tay-to; po-tah-to.. ;-)

Lions do it forty or fifty times a day......for thirty seconds each..

You really should add Sammy Cruz to that list....just sayin'.

[Blaze]

Just watched Nature on PBS. Mantis who is to young to have babies just eats her suitors. She gives off the strongest pheromones. Interesting...

[Slowhanz57]

Apparently, even the tease is deadly.

They eat the male if they mate, too.

Apparently the male mantis is damned if he does and damned if he doesn't. Damn...

[Lespaulmankc]

You really should add Sammy Cruz to that list....just sayin'.

Sam has barely been on here so far. I guess if he can't amuse us with stories about his Skud Missile and Reeking Ralph he thinks it's just not worth the effort. Lol

[Reallyolddudenow]

Sam has barely been on here so far. I guess if he can't amuse us with stories about his Skud Missile and Reeking Ralph he thinks it's just not worth the effort. Lol

LPman, maybe ol Sammie has run low on thirty minute slots lol.

[Suzanna Turner]

Maybe there's not enough of an audience here that he wants to put forth the effort to impress....... Whhhhaaaaa....???? lol I'm kidding Sam.... I make joke... lol

[Blaze]

Yaa,, evidently the head isn't the healthiest part. It just went plop to the ground... She tore into those limbs tho! Crunch crunch crunch.

[Oklaticklelover]

I need to scratch an itch... not mine but an "itch" :)

[Blaze]

@Gyspy I hope hot cutey buns is all better now! Send him my hugz.