I'm a twitter fan. I particularly like the femdom dominatrix's tweets, which usually go something like:
"Ok, you worthless pudsuckers, quit jacking off your teenie salami. Time to pay homage to your Queen Bitch. 1st, I drained you of your manhood, now I'll drain you of your cash. Take your useless dick out of your hand and hit my cash apps NOW! Anything less than $100 won't even entice me to crush your balls with my 6 inch heels. Be quick about it, then get back to your pathetic existence."
Cracks me up.