Jokes On You

[JessieJane]

Mom was cleaning Junior's room one day and she found a bondage magazine under his bed.

This made her very upset. So, She put it back under his bed until his father got home and showed him.

He gave it a look and handed it right back to her without a word, so she asked him, 'What should we do about this?'

Dad paused and said, 'Well I don't think you should spank him.'

[JessieJane]

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[Universal]

Mom was cleaning Junior's room one day and she found a bondage magazine under his bed.

This made her very upset. So, She put it back under his bed until his father got home and showed him.

He gave it a look and handed it right back to her without a word, so she asked him, 'What should we do about this?'

Dad paused and said, 'Well I don't think you should spank him.'

love this joke

[GeorgeDRII]

Q: What do the mafia and pussies have in common?

A: One slip of the tongue, and your in deep shit

[JessieJane]

During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks what they think God takes you by when you die. A guy responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"

[JessieJane]

Little Sally came home with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today " Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.

[JessieJane]

A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."

[Universal]

3's a charm...oh shit

[JessieJane]

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[Lovinglifeinaustin]

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[JessieJane]

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[Brittneyy]

Ahhhh haha
Tooo funny!!!

Mom was cleaning Junior's room one day and she found a bondage magazine under his bed.

This made her very upset. So, She put it back under his bed until his father got home and showed him.

He gave it a look and handed it right back to her without a word, so she asked him, 'What should we do about this?'

Dad paused and said, 'Well I don't think you should spank him.'

[GenesisNicole]

Great thread!!

Laughed so hard, I'm dang near crying.

[Lovinglifeinaustin]

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[JessieJane]

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