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  1. 02-08-2020, 01:59 PM #46
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    Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

    A: The taste
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeDRII View Post
    Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

    A: The taste
    LOL! That reminds me of another joke...

    A guy went to see his doctor, complaining of stomach problems and constipation. The doc prescribed suppositories.

    After a week, the guy went back to his doctor. The doc asked how his patient was doing, if the suppositories worked. The patient said: “my stomach still hurts like hell, and I haven’t taken a dump all week. For all the good those suppositories did, I would have been better off shoving them up my ass.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lovinglifeinaustin View Post
    LOL! That reminds me of another joke...

    A guy went to see his doctor, complaining of stomach problems and constipation. The doc prescribed suppositories.

    After a week, the guy went back to his doctor. The doc asked how his patient was doing, if the suppositories worked. The patient said: “my stomach still hurts like hell, and I haven’t taken a dump all week. For all the good those suppositories did, I would have been better off shoving them up my ass.”
    Haha that's a good one!
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