God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven.
The woman said she would try her best. God visited the woman a month later to see how she was getting on.
"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but one time I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend made love to me right then and there."
"They don't like that in heaven", said God.
The woman replied: "They're not too happy about it in Costco either!”
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Originally Posted by SOULMANIKE
AND freaking Slow Ass Drivers 
