Jokes On You

[Lovinglifeinaustin]

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[The1Slayer]

[Lovinglifeinaustin]

One more, this is fun. Nice thread!

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[Brittneyy]

I seen this last week and thought it was hilarious!!!!!
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[JessieJane]

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BTW thanks everyone. Let's keep the laughs rollin'

[Universal]

One more, this is fun. Nice thread!

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Casper in the afterlife, Bahahaha

I seen this last week and thought it was hilarious!!!!!
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the Skittle cheerleaders

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BTW thanks everyone. Let's keep the laughs rollin'

look at his huge Dick !!!

[Misty Mia]

Rotfl

[Thatcher]

I had to pick. I have to many

I love the last one.

[Universal]

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Reminds me of a true story about a hobbyist from Lake Charles was in a local election, his face picture was on the news (everywhere) and I thought.... the idiot visits escorts/massage parlors close to his home without covering his face. Everyone knows your name when you in politics or they recognize your face.

[JessieJane]

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[Rustyshackleford112]

A guy and his date are parked out in the country away from town, when they start kissing and fondling each other. Just then, the girl stops and sits up. “What’s the matter?” asks the guy. She replies, “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a prostitute, and I charge $100 for sex.” The man thinks about it for a few seconds, but then reluctantly gets out a $100 bill, pays her, and they have sex. After a cigarette, he just sits in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asks the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before,” replies the man, “but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $50.

[JessieJane]

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that said: "TWO PROSTITUTES - $50.00."

A policeman stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just then, another car passed with a sign saying, "JESUS SAVES."

One of the girls asked the cop, "Why don't you stop them?"

"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."

The two ladies frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day the cop noticed the same two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. This time the sign read: "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER - $50.00."

[JessieJane]

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?

The man

[JessieJane]

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[Cameron]

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Oh hellll no! Lmmfao! Y’all, these took me on out! Keep em coming!