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    Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

    A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday

    Q: What did the Blonde say when the doctor told her she was pregnant?

    A: Is it mine?
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    Q: What do you call a Blonde with half a brain?

    A: Gifted

    Q: What do you call a Blonde who dies her hair brown?

    A: Artificial Intelligence


    Q: What's better than roses on your piano?

    A: Tulips on your organ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeDRII View Post
    Q: What do you call a Blonde with half a brain?

    A: Gifted

    Q: What do you call a Blonde who dies her hair brown?
    A: Artificial Intelligence


    Q: What's better than roses on your piano?

    A: Tulips on your organ.
    Q: what is the difference between a blond and a Rock?
    A: A rock won’t follow you home after you lay it down!!!

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    Welp they must know ! Lol

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    i am going to love this thread. Some of the ones i have collected. Sorry for the size. Lmk what yall use.


















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