Several awkward sessions:

(1) Kid banging on the door while I’m banging Mom.
(2) Computer repair guy arrives in the middle of the action.
(3) A little too much enthusiasm on the DT, causing lunch to come out.
(4) A little too much enthusiasm on the pounding, causing her period to start.
(5) Zero chemistry, causing dick deflation and cutting the session short.
(6) Hotel housekeepers who won’t fucking stop knocking. (Multiple times.)
(7) Her texting her BF while I’m doing DATY. (That one was actually more fun than awkward.)
(8) Pretty sure it was a fart, but hoping it was a queef.

Never a dull moment!