Anything goes

[Jonfor4]

https://youtu.be/3DeURx3mYck

[GeorgeDRII]

Anything Goes = Fartbox pummeling, throating, massive facializing, Taint licking, Salad Tossing, just to name a few!!! LOL!!!

Awe yes, nothing like tongue punching her fartbox, licking the balloon knot...chewing the bubble gum cave etc. etc.

[StopShort]

As others have said I think the same thing I think when I see open-minded. The provider doesn't really mean anything goes. It's just a marketing ploy to get you to come and see her. I'm sure once you're there all kinds of rules will be made plain.

I've seen it all during my time. Providers saying open-minded, they're the ultimate freak who won't say no, my answer is yes to everything, and then the list of rules come out once I've handed in the donation. "Shit, I could've seen ___________ (insert provider name) and had a better time!" is always my response to those kinds of situations. I've lost a lot of money with that.

[mathguy]

Awe yes, nothing like tongue punching her fartbox, licking the balloon knot...chewing the bubble gum cave etc. etc.

Lol Your colloquialisms are hilarious haha.

[Nova Luxx]

I think "anything goes" is just a term used when the provider doesn't want to get "creative" or "wordy" with her ad or can't think of anything to say.

[GeorgeDRII]

I think "anything goes" is just a term used when the provider doesn't want to get "creative" or "wordy" with her ad or can't think of anything to say.

Maybe some catchy phrases? LIke: "Would you like to take home a pearl? I have one at the top of my oyster ditch!"
Or "Who wants to be all up in my ass like a bike with no seat?"
Or "Which one of you wants to dig up in me like a Shovel?"
How about "Come and let me squeeze your grapes of wrath!"
"You can play with my warm buns in the bread aisle at HEB!"

Me personally, I like to tell a lady "I think she's hotter than 2 rats in a sock fucking!" (I mean that in the nicest way ladies!)

[Universal]

^^^Bahahaha, that was funny

[cutngrass]

Anything goes Special = Need $ NOW!
Anything goes Special = prior history of work includes, Circus, Carnivals & Festivals
Anything goes Special = guess what smell that is and where it's cumming from
Anything goes Special = looking for Priests, preschool bus drivers, full time Uber drivers and photography school dropouts.

Anything goes Special = Pass

[Universal]

^^^the honest truth entered the room. I had similar thoughts but kept my mouth shut.

[Nova Luxx]

Too funny. Tia Travels always had such funny and creative but naughty ads.

Maybe some catchy phrases? LIke: "Would you like to take home a pearl? I have one at the top of my oyster ditch!"
Or "Who wants to be all up in my ass like a bike with no seat?"
Or "Which one of you wants to dig up in me like a Shovel?"
How about "Come and let me squeeze your grapes of wrath!"
"You can play with my warm buns in the bread aisle at HEB!"

Me personally, I like to tell a lady "I think she's hotter than 2 rats in a sock fucking!" (I mean that in the nicest way ladies!)

[GeorgeDRII]

Here's one: Cock-a-doodle doo Cowboys! I used to break chicken necks on the farm! Who wants their Chicken chocked?

[DallasRain]

lol
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[QweenieMonRoe]

Too funny

[Universal]

Politicians will do more than me.
Anything goes Palin?
50 shades of grey with a ransom note, Role play just went bad.
No Safeword. Bahahaha

[Anna Nikkole]

What goes through your mind when you read, "ANYTHING GOES"?
I read this advertising some where and there is no right or wrong answer to your thoughts unless it leaves someone hurt in real time.

I would think anal, bbfs or just about anything. Sounds like a dangerous headline. I mean you say anything goes and he wants to choke you, you are the one who basically invited it....

But really I would assume a pimp wrote the ad, he wants money no matter the cost to the provider. Just my 2 cents