Greek Fun in Andorra with Victoria

[KosherCowboy]

After we recovered she went to the bidet and washed up. The water is damn cold and she shrieked when it hit her, I had to cover up so I didn't laugh too hard. I use water from a stream that runs down the mountain on my property. It goes thru 2 ea 1,000 gallon settling tanks, then into a 2,500 gallon supply tank, the tanks are only partially buried-- then thru a micron filter system then it is exposed to a large pair of UV lamps but it is DAMN cold coming out of the tap/bidet. The stream has 1.5 inches of ice on it so the water entering the house is about 40 F. I always get a good laugh when the girls use it the first time. So see your mind isn't sick by My Standards anyway! LOL

Dang I hate it when I get my dates mixed up to! Problem is when you are retired you or I should say I -- don't GAS what day it is and only care about the time of day when we are sailing so I am awake for meals and my helm watch. See you'll find out when you retire- a few years after anyway. I suspect that I will be in Barcelona in late April but also may be in Tuscany.

Take care and Happy New Year.

From the sounds of it you have the nicest bidet and guaranteed cleanest pussy in Europe over there in your compound; nothing can clean a girl out as good as a bidet. Your girls even get to wash with filtered water! Bidets really do freshen them up better than any shower or ' baby wipe/used washcloth cleaning' ever will. I always wonder why bidets only exist here in the homes of the wealthy or fine hotels only; they should be in every hotel room and every apartment. Not like the USA doesn't have the plumbing lines in all bathrooms, can pull the water from the sink or the toilet extend the line; very easy to do.

You have a happy new year too, in 6 days the Romanian/Bulgarian girls will start depleting my funds and they are welcome to it

[loveitdou]

Well Bidets are no doubt the result of the need to be clean AND to limit the use of the Sears Catalog as TP. LOL I even have one in my head on board my yacht and do enjoy being very clean as do my ladies. My apartment building has them in every Bath room and the Villa will also. Truth is they help save septic systems problems as well as the obvious.

Leverkusen where the heck is that?


I'd say take it easy but I doubt very seriously that is part of your vocabulary or at least something you do..

[KosherCowboy]

Leverkusen where the heck is that?

It is between Cologne and Dusseldorf off the A3 Autobahn connecting them...One of the clubs I like is there, as is the HQ and main Bayer Plant. Other than that just another city, pretty much the start of Germany's ' rust belt' which starts there and continues all the way to Dortmund.

Join me sometime, on second thought this neck of the woods would be beneath your high standards; these cities are real industrial shit holes with smokestacks that stretch for as far as the eye can see. This means less disposable income for the gentlemen who purchase sex which in turn means the girls working in clubs in this region can not command as many Euros as the greedy Princesses in ' money cities' and have to perform to higher levels than the tourist clubs where most ' fly ins' get less services for a higher price.

you can probably figure the rest out from there...

[loveitdou]

We've been underway from Antiqua for 3 days now headed to Bermuda, it has been a very nice sail, steady winds and a slow rolling sea. Jane and I have been resting and she has been getting some more sun. I avoid the sun because I have had several skin cancers removed from my back,arms and legs. Jane has a marvelous tan for a blonde, she claims some American Indian heritage and I believe her, her tan lines are almost more than I can stand-almost.

This morning Victoria called me from Barcelona. https://barcelona.worldescort.org/an...ria/35000.html She is one of the few girls I have given my Sat phone #. She is so seductive that when I heard her voice JR stood up immediately. She was begging me to let her come join Jane and I in Andorra. I very reluctantly had to tell her that we were at sea headed for Bermuda. She was so sad and told me she Loves Jane and I, that we were the most sexy couple she had ever been with. I turned to Jane who could hear most of the conversation she nodded her head and took the phone from my hand. Jane asked Victoria to join us in Bermuda and she said she'd love to!!!!!!!

Jane made all the arrangements including air fare and Victoria will be in Bermuda by Friday, Jane made reservations at a nice BnB for all of us. So once again I will be treated to 2 fantastic lovers. One more little thing, Jane is taking care of Victoria's travel and her fees so this will be the Rarest of the Rare FREE (to me anyway)So now I am hearing the voice in my head coming from JR screaming!COME ON WIND-BLOW!!!

Captain says we'll be tied up in Pier 41 Marina, Bermuda by Thursday Night-the airport is about 5-6 NM across a bay from there both on the North end of the Island.

[KosherCowboy]

now headed to Bermuda

Victoria will be in Bermuda by Friday, Jane made reservations at a nice BnB for all of us. So once again I will be treated to 2 fantastic lovers.

Got your message and wish you safe travels too. Seems our adventures start Friday. I read your adventures and try to compare and contrast to mine but it is like reading the old Highlight's magazine ' Goofus and Gallant' feature. Obviously I get the honor of being Goofus. Let' see;

Gallant is headed to Bermuda
Goofus is headed to Dortmund
Gallant is on a luxury water vessel enjoying fresh air
Goofus will fly in a giant aluminum can at 30,000 feet in a coach seat ( actually premium economy) choking on recycled air
Gallant will be with two beautiful woman of class on Friday in fancy living quarters
Goofus will be with two women also but far from classy in a shithole part of town in an industrial area in a decrepit brothel
Gallant will spend thousands on the above two ladies
Goofus will spend 160 Euros for an hour for both ( 200 with tip)
Gallant has an unlimited budget for his journey
Goofus is limited to 300 Euros a day ( 3,300 for his journey)

Enjoy your travels and make sure you guide it in to ' the right triangle'; don't want to have to come looking for you with the US Coast Guard in those mysterious waters. Sail safe.

[loveitdou]

Arrived in Bermuda 4 days back, switch marinas because the shore Facilities at the first one were lacking, have played 3 rounds of golf with Victoria and Jane and gotten beat every time. My iron play is just shit, I am not getting all the way around at contact so when I hit the ball, God only knows where it's going-and He isn't talking to me.

We are staying in a very nice but small BnB with an ocean view, it is very modern and clean, we eat out every meal. Jane secured another big BnB for the crew and I rented them a SUV. Jane suggested that we slow our pace of travel and see more of the places we visit so we will be here till the end of the month. I will be visiting my DR in Houston as well. The BnB where we are staying has a great day bed in a room that opens to the panoramic view of the ocean and I am spending a lot of time there napping. Victoria and Jane play for a while and then they come and ATTACK-Whew!! I call them my dream lovers cause I sleep so deeply that it takes quite a bit to wake me but Man do I ever get a wake UP! Afterward I need a nap-LOL. Victoria is with us for 3 more days then Jane tells me she has a surprise guest for me (and her) so as usual my stupid grin will not go away.

[KosherCowboy]

then Jane tells me she has a surprise guest for me (and her) so as usual my stupid grin will not go away.

Sounds like a wonderful trip, glad u are enjoying it. I can certainly relate to the above. I had plans last week to leave the NRW region for FFMain and a girl told me ' not to leave' that a girl was coming back. I knew it could be one of many but my gut told me who it really was so I stayed an extra night and paid the hotel an extra night ( still had to pay for the FRA hotel/prepaid) and the train change fee ( 65 Euros)

I knew the way it was presented to me who the surprise probably was. 3.5 years I have been waiting for her and sure enough it was her. My eyes about popped out of their sockets when I saw her. Now I have her back for good, she works private flat so anytime I want her my all time favorite Queen is for rent. 31 years in this pay for sex world, no one will ever take the crown away from her. Impossible feat for any girl...

I hope your surprise is equally as good

Have fun, off to reality ( my family) than back to Dusseldorf....