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    Happy Hump Day Joke...

    What can a bird do that a man can't?

    Whistle through his pecker.

    What's better than roses on your piano?

    Tulips on your organ.
    Last edited by GeorgeDRII; 11-13-2019 at 12:11 PM.

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    Lol 😂

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    What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in the tub?

    The nun has a soul full of hope.
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    will have to return

    with jokes of my own once I have a moment to pause
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    Q: What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
    A: I’ve never had a lentil on my face.

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    Q: what's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

    A: the taste

    Q: Why did God create man?

    A: Because you can't teach a vibrator to mow the lawn.

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    Buddha “Nothing remains without change.”

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    Q: what is the difference between a quickie and a yankee?

    A: both same thing only one is solo.

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    What do you call the useless flap of skin attached to a man's penis?

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    Q: What's the 4th biggest lie after, "I'll respect you in the morning." ?

    A: It's only a cold sore

    Q: What's the difference between a pervert and a kinky person?

    A: A pervert uses a feather, the kinky person uses the whole chicken

    Q: Why do farts smell?

    A: So deaf people can appreciate them too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randyredhead View Post
    What do you call the useless flap of skin attached to a man's penis?
    The Man
    Have you heard about the Aggie lesbian?
    She only fucks guys.

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    What do you call a ******’s fart?


    Prostitoot.
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