What can a bird do that a man can't?
Whistle through his pecker.
What's better than roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
What can a bird do that a man can't?
Whistle through his pecker.
What's better than roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
Last edited by GeorgeDRII; 11-13-2019 at 12:11 PM.
Lol 😂
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in the tub?
The nun has a soul full of hope.
James
Loving life in Austin
with jokes of my own once I have a moment to pause
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Q: What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
A: I’ve never had a lentil on my face.
Q: what's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
A: the taste
Q: Why did God create man?
A: Because you can't teach a vibrator to mow the lawn.
Buddha “Nothing remains without change.”
James
Loving life in Austin
Q: what is the difference between a quickie and a yankee?
A: both same thing only one is solo.
What do you call the useless flap of skin attached to a man's penis?
The Man
Kisses from Randy
💋💋Randy is defined as being in a state of sexual arousal...come see if you can make me unrandy!!💋💋
Have you heard about the Aggie lesbian?Originally Posted by Randyredhead
She only fucks guys.
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
A: A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: A man can sleep with a light on.
Q: what did the cannibal do after dumping his wife?
A: whip his ass
Life is good when someone other then yourself is playing with your wood
I'm back from the hard part of dealing with the lost. Now to lighten it up a little.
Q: What's green and gay and flies?
A: Peter Panzy
A queer guy walks into a country bar and says in a feminine voice to the bartender, "I'd like a sp****er please." The bartender says in a harsh country voice, "We don't serve you at the bar, you have to go sit down." Just then a sweaty ranch hand walks in and says, "I'm so thirsty i could lick the sweat off a cows balls!" Then the queer says from across the bar, "Moooooo"
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