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    Verified Companion Companion lovingcamela's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkWatney View Post
    According to Urban Dictionary, one of the meanings of "limp biscuit" is when a guy can't get a hard-on.

    And speaking of stuffed biscuits, Urban Dictionary also defines "The Kolache" as an act where a guy thrusts his penis into another person's fat roll.

    Not that I put much stock in Urban Dictionary. It's crowd-sourced and doesn't seem to have very good curation.

    Well shoot. I guess I better stop call my ho-ho a biscuit.
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    Well here's another type Mark, using acronyms on this site. I said awhile back something good for Kati RGV. I know it means Rio Grande Valley. But I changed it a little to say Really Good Vagina. Because yes, she has a really good vajayjay imho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovingcamela View Post
    Well shoot. I guess I better stop call my ho-ho a biscuit.
    Why would you, when you can call it a ho ho? But you know, sometimes words have two meanings.

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    I don’t know where ho ho came from, but sometimes we say it to each other. I always think of the Ho Ho sugary treats like Twinkies, Ho Ho’s or Ding Dongs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovingcamela View Post
    I don’t know where ho ho came from, but sometimes we say it to each other. I always think of the Ho Ho sugary treats like Twinkies, Ho Ho’s or Ding Dongs.
    Well Ms. Camela, last I heard, HoHo’s and Ding Dongs go well together.
    Ask about any of my past encounters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovingcamela View Post
    I don’t know where ho ho came from, but sometimes we say it to each other. I always think of the Ho Ho sugary treats like Twinkies, Ho Ho’s or Ding Dongs.
    Zingers all the way!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by risn2theoccasion2 View Post
    Well Ms. Camela, last I heard, HoHo’s and Ding Dongs go well together.
    I've never heard that before, but there's no arguing with your thought process.

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