Favorite food-related double entendres

[MarkWatney]

Someone commented on a thread on another site that comparing the ladies to a meal at a restaurant was disrespectful. I have no argument that it might be offensive in the wrong context, but it got me thinking about all of the food-related double entendres in our culture, and I thought it might make for an interesting thread.

Here are a few of my favorites that come to mind. Feel free to post your own.

Dining at the Y, for starters, because it's usually a pretty good place to start.

Melons, because gals just love having their breasts reduced to an item at the produce counter.

Beefcake, referring to the half-naked guys with six-pack abs in the underwear ads.

Tossing someone's salad as a metaphor for butt-munching, which I never really got the connection, but it certainly is memorable.

Jelly roll, referring to the delicious mound that is the central feature of a woman's undercarriage, not to mention quite a few classic blues songs.

Sausage fest for when there's not enough jelly rolls in the room.

Those are the first ones that come to mind. What are your favorites?

[RustyBalls]

Tacos, referring to one of my favorite hobby delights. It doesn't just have to be on Tuesdays, you may enjoy a great tacos every day here in the hobby.

Sausage with respect to the favorite delights for some of my favorite ladies.

[Lovinglifeinaustin]

Cream pie

Tea bag

Fur burger- for us old farts

Wiener

[RustyBalls]

Crouch Cheese left over from arduous love making.

Shriveled up old couch potatoes WRT one of eccie's most infamous posters: https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2679414

See post #2 from someone who only wishes he could play in the OH2 sandbox.

[MarkWatney]

Crouch Cheese left over from arduous love making.

Shriveled up old couch potatoes WRT one of eccie's most infamous posters: https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2679414

See post #2 from someone who only wishes he could play in the OH2 sandbox.

Yeah, no wonder he's so bitter. He's missing out on the banquet over here.

[Lovinglifeinaustin]

Crouch Cheese left over from arduous love making.

Shriveled up old couch potatoes WRT one of eccie's most infamous posters: https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2679414

See post #2 from someone who only wishes he could play in the OH2 sandbox.

OH2 is a better place without him and his ilk.

[Lovrboy_1970]

From Walk This Way: "he said you ain't seen nothin' til you're down on a muffin"

From The Joker: "really love your peaches wanna shake your tree"

Stones: Brown Sugar

Warrant: "she's my cherry pie" aka popping the girl's cherry

Extreme: Suzie wants her all day sucker

[MarkWatney]

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[Vanessa]

Led Zepplin: "Squeeze, squeeze me, baby, until the juice runs down my leg. The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right outta bed."

Also from Warrant's Cherry Pie: "Swingin' in there 'cause she wanted me to feed her, so I mixed up the batter, and she licked the beater"

But my favorite food related sexy song is "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard: Pour your sugar on me, I can't get enough, I'm hot, sticky sweet, From my head to my feet, yeah

[risn2theoccasion2]

Bessie Smith from 1929: Even in 1929, singers were all over the culinary innuendo. "His frankfurters are oh, so sweet/How I love his sausage meat" and, "Oh, how that boy can open clams/No one else can touch my hams."

Maroon 5: Sweet kiwi/Your juices dripping down my chin.

And my all time favorite by Led Zepplin
Custard Pie
Drop down, baby, let your daddy see
Drop down, mama, just dream of me
Well, my mama allow me to fool around all night long..............

Your custard pie, yeah, sweet and nice
When you cut it, mama, save me a slice
Your custard pie, I declare, it's sweet and nice
I like your custard pie When you cut it mama, mama please save me a slice
oh Drop down, drop down, drop down
(I chew on a piece of your custard pie)

[MarkWatney]

Reminds me of a Louis Jordan song:

Outside in and inside out you're my meat
Fat and forty but lordy you're my meat
From your feet to your head you knock me dead, you're my meat
I got you covered but baby, you're my meat

In the days of old when knights were bold
They were pious and modest I'm told
Can't you see that couldn't be me
I'd have to talk about your yams and your big fat hams

It excites me so because I know you're my meat
Fat and forty but lordy you're my meat

[lovingcamela]

Has anyone said biscuit yet?

[risn2theoccasion2]

Has anyone said biscuit yet?

Van Halen


She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Put that butter on my bisquit (honey to my melons)
Cherries on bananas (gonna need a second helping)
You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

I don't need the back door open
Hot tub loosen up...baby's been soaking
Been tokin'...been sippin'
Slip flop slippin up...got me dripping

Going crazy
Keeping it up pumping it up, pumping it up
It's gonna kill you

She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Spread that butter on my bisquit (honey to my melon)
Put berries on bananas (I need a second helping)
That's why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

[lovingcamela]

Van Halen


She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Put that butter on my bisquit (honey to my melons)
Cherries on bananas (gonna need a second helping)
You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

I don't need the back door open
Hot tub loosen up...baby's been soaking
Been tokin'...been sippin'
Slip flop slippin up...got me dripping

Going crazy
Keeping it up pumping it up, pumping it up
It's gonna kill you

She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Spread that butter on my bisquit (honey to my melon)
Put berries on bananas (I need a second helping)
That's why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

Wait a second...I thought it was the women that had the biscuits. How does a man have a biscuit?

My Buttery Biscuit Haiku
Buttery Biscuit
Ready to be stuffed biscuit
Best served with sausage

[MarkWatney]

Wait a second...I thought it was the women that had the biscuits. How does a man have a biscuit?

My Buttery Biscuit Haiku
Buttery Biscuit
Ready to be stuffed biscuit
Best served with sausage

According to Urban Dictionary, one of the meanings of "limp biscuit" is when a guy can't get a hard-on.

And speaking of stuffed biscuits, Urban Dictionary also defines "The Kolache" as an act where a guy thrusts his penis into another person's fat roll.

Not that I put much stock in Urban Dictionary. It's crowd-sourced and doesn't seem to have very good curation.