Someone commented on a thread on another site that comparing the ladies to a meal at a restaurant was disrespectful. I have no argument that it might be offensive in the wrong context, but it got me thinking about all of the food-related double entendres in our culture, and I thought it might make for an interesting thread.
Here are a few of my favorites that come to mind. Feel free to post your own.
Dining at the Y, for starters, because it's usually a pretty good place to start.
Melons, because gals just love having their breasts reduced to an item at the produce counter.
Beefcake, referring to the half-naked guys with six-pack abs in the underwear ads.
Tossing someone's salad as a metaphor for butt-munching, which I never really got the connection, but it certainly is memorable.
Jelly roll, referring to the delicious mound that is the central feature of a woman's undercarriage, not to mention quite a few classic blues songs.
Sausage fest for when there's not enough jelly rolls in the room.
Those are the first ones that come to mind. What are your favorites?
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