So a couple of days ago I happened across someone talking about completely abstaining from orgasms for the month of November. Now, I’m not an anti-masturbation guy (obviously since I’m an active hobbyist on this site), but it was already a few days into the month and I haven’t popped yet, so I figured... what the hell, maybe I’ll give it a shot (pun intended). Let’s see if I can make it the whole month without any relief! Anyone else feel like trying it? We could make it a competition...

I have a feeling if I see this through, I’ll probably have “Desperate Dick December”