214 “johns”

[lmcc2]

I have 214 guys named “John” saved in my address book so when you reach out for availability could y’all please have your shit together and give either your handle on here or Eccie. Because replying “it’s John” when I ask who is this wont get you very far. For those of you who refuse to give a handle. I will share your number with the other providers. If you give me a fake reference I will call you out. If you do not have references, I provide alternative screening , if you dislike it tough shit. No need to act like y’all are too chilli for the hot dog lol oh and To that one specific “John” who’s pouting and making empty threats because I won’t see him. Go clean the sand out of your vagina and stay out of my inbox. Seriously bro.


Hope everyone else is enjoying your day, unlike “John” who most likely will not approve of this post.
Fuck Him. 💅🏻

love ,
little miss ****cakes .

Btw people New Number
210-707-9611

[NikkiGhost]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn get it! LOL 😂😂😂 if I don't recognize the number I tell them to "pm me for any and all information" usually this helps me, but most of the time if I've already screened them I save their handle/name to my texting apps

[lmcc2]

Girl, This guy was throwing a tantrum because I don’t provide pegging.
I was at a point today where I wished I had a penis so I could give it to his cranky ass.

lol

[Slave Guinevere]

It's important to COMMUNICATE... LOL 😂

I have 214 guys named “John” saved in my address book so when you reach out for availability could y’all please have your shit together and give either your handle on here or Eccie. Because replying “it’s John” when I ask who is this wont get you very far. For those of you who refuse to give a handle. I will share your number with the other providers. If you give me a fake reference I will call you out. If you do not have references, I provide alternative screening , if you dislike it tough shit. No need to act like y’all are too chilli for the hot dog lol oh and To that one specific “John” who’s pouting and making empty threats because I won’t see him. Go clean the sand out of your vagina and stay out of my inbox. Seriously bro.


Hope everyone else is enjoying your day, unlike “John” who most likely will not approve of this post.
Fuck Him. 💅🏻

love ,
little miss ****cakes .

Btw people New Number
210-707-9611

[NikkiGhost]

Well thank god not all hobbyists are like that, I appreciate the ones who don't throw fits. I like to give them extras when they behave accordingly 😈 and if he threw a tantrum you should have told him you do have something to put in there... your foot.

[Mikey2likesit]

This post just made my day!

[Slave Guinevere]

I only have 78 JOHNS in my phone... I don't think that I'm working hard enough... Lol ��

[Mikey2likesit]

I can’t help with the “Johns”... but I can help with Mikey (and a few other things you might enjoy...)

[Slave Guinevere]

I can’t help with the “Johns”... but I can help with Mikey (and a few other things you might enjoy...)

Ahhh... A man that is a A TEAM PLAYER!! What a TROOPER!! LOL 😎

We are going to need another thread for the "MIKES"... LOL 😂 😈 😉

Your amused slave,

Guinevere 😘

[puffDATY]

I have 214 guys named “John” saved in my address book so when you reach out for availability could y’all please have your shit together and give either your handle on here or Eccie. Because replying “it’s John” when I ask who is this wont get you very far. For those of you who refuse to give a handle. I will share your number with the other providers. If you give me a fake reference I will call you out. If you do not have references, I provide alternative screening , if you dislike it tough shit. No need to act like y’all are too chilli for the hot dog lol oh and To that one specific “John” who’s pouting and making empty threats because I won’t see him. Go clean the sand out of your vagina and stay out of my inbox. Seriously bro.


Hope everyone else is enjoying your day, unlike “John” who most likely will not approve of this post.
Fuck Him. 💅🏻

love ,
little miss ****cakes .

Btw people New Number
210-707-9611

One way to never have to deal with this problem is to only give out your number after screening. That's always my advice to the new girls. As a provider my first interaction would be, "please provide me to references and your hobby line so I can get in touch with you as soon as you're screening goes through.

[F117]

GAWD, I missed LMCC from the Board that is Slowly Self Destructing! She always calls them like she sees them!

Darlin' you don't need a penis or even a strap on to peg those whiny little asses... a beat up old wooden baseball bat with a few loose splinters or when your nails need redoing, the biggest fist you can make with your nails out will do the job. When Ms. Whiny Ass Little Punk Bitch starts screaming, just say, "What, you want lube? That's 200 roses extra!"

Keep keepin' it real LMCC!

[Slave Guinevere]

One way to never have to deal with this problem is to only give out your number after screening. That's always my advice to the new girls. As a provider my first interaction would be, "please provide me to references and your hobby line so I can get in touch with you as soon as you're screening goes through.

LMCC may be new to OH2 but she is a well known San Antonio treasure...😊

She is known to keep her men on their toes with her direct manner... I'm just surprised that she didn't throw her PHONE this time... Lol 😂

Also, a lot of the men, change NUMBERS faster than they see the ladies... Hence, the RANT... This was her funny way of reminding them to provide us with a bit more info than "Hi, is JOHN..."

[blkguy]

Glad I don't run into this issue, they always seem to remember!

[GeorgeDRII]

I'm glad I have my face pic as my avatar, so no lady will have any question to it being me or "John" reaching out to them in a pm. So for lmcc2, darlin' you keep up the great job you're doing! Maybe try using a straight edge razor for pegging haha. We'll see if he bothers you anymore after that! And a hug and kiss to you Nikki and Slave G.

[Mikey2likesit]

One way to never have to deal with this problem is to only give out your number after screening. That's always my advice to the new girls. As a provider my first interaction would be, "please provide me to references and your hobby line so I can get in touch with you as soon as you're screening goes through.

Typical “mansplaining”...

I’m pretty sure she knows what she is doing...