I’m packing.
^ Whoopsy, forgot the end of my statement, I meant to say, "2 whole inches wide". Bwahaha
-MG
80% of men “think” they have a big one when it’s only average.
Just saying
who needs love when you have ******s?
home of kinky fuckery and " The Magic Pussy Trick
"The juice that's worth the squeeze"
"What in the fuckity fuck you could've had a V8!"
I have the REAL APPLE PIE
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I'm not for insignificant mama boys, pricks Ball Grabbing Circus Monkey, pud Pounding Shit Goblins, pudwacker, fuckfaced assholes, so gentleman may only apply. I only acknowledge people worthy of my time.
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"It was a wedding ring, destined to be lost in a cheap motel, lost in the kitchen sink, or thrown in a wishing well." - Warm Wet Circles, on the album Clutching at Straws by Marillion.