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    The worst lap dance ever

    Agency/Spa/Club Name, Companion's Handle: The ****, Me****es
    Date of Visit: 10/10/2019
    Preferred Method of Contact: N/A
    Phone Number: N/A
    Email Address: N/A
    Website, Ad, or Profile URL: N/A
    City, State: Houston, Texas
    Location: Gulf Freeway near Hobby Airport
    Type of Visit: Club
    Was the Appointment On-Time?? Yes
    Activities: 1 Dance
    Length of Visit: 1 Dance
    Donation: $20
    Approximate age of Companion: 19
    Hair Color and Length: Brown and long
    Smoking Status: Non-smoker
    Ethnic/Racial background: Caucasian
    Companion Description: Shes a shorter girl, has a poochy stomach, and her ass isn't firm. Small B cups. Nice eyes but not much else.
    Meet or Exceed Your Expectations?? Not even close to meeting
    Would you recommend this Agency/Spa?? The **** is great
    Would You Recommend this Companion?? No, no way

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    I came by The **** to talk to a young lady who I had met at a local breastaurant. She was nice, young, and we had some good conversations. She had just started at The **** so I thought maybe she was still early enough on to be a good option for OTC fun without the mark up. When I arrived, Me****es was talking to someone else so I entertained myself with another dancer.

    When she finally broke away, we slipped over to the corner couches and talked for a bit. She was wearing an outfit that went from her neck to just below her ass. It wasn't easily removable (which should've been a sign) and she stayed covered up while we talked (which should've been another sign.) When the dance started, it all went downhill...

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    Lol

    I am picturing Elaine Bennis from the Seinfeld episode where she attempted to get the office party started by dancing. She had absolutely no coordination or rythym for dancing. It was like many Seinfeld episodes, hilarious.

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    Perfect illustration

    Yep, that’s about the perfect illustration. Only I’d be happy to fuck Elaine. This girl was an idiot and not that attractive.

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    That sucks. Keep trying. Some days you just strike out. Thanks for the review

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    You need to come to Cover Girls or Splendors with me bro...................... I'll hook you up.......










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    Cover girls is my spot at the moment

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Mellencamp View Post
    Cover girls is my spot at the moment

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    I thought you guys looked familiar...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyPanties View Post
    I thought you guys looked familiar...


    LMAO....................... you should come by and buy us some beers next time!!















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    Quote Originally Posted by The1Slayer View Post
    ... you should come by and buy us some beers next time!! .
    Please make sure I am available if someone is buying.

    Yo OP, you didn’t know how she looked prior to going to the SC? You said you had met her on a prior occasion. You knew or should have known how she looked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DocHoliday View Post
    Please make sure I am available if someone is buying.

    Yo OP, you didn’t know how she looked prior to going to the SC? You said you had met her on a prior occasion. You knew or should have known how she looked.



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    Pick me

    I want to go

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    I have the cigars!
    Enjoying the Juices of the Gods!!!!
    DATY!, Tequila! and Cigars!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stiffwood7 View Post
    I want to go
    Quote Originally Posted by 69uiltaz View Post
    I have the cigars!


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    Starting to sound like I may be buying a LOT of beers...

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