Just when I thought I had seen/heard it all, something else comes along.I had an off the boat Israeli client a few years ago. Harsh accent..
From behind me he's pounding away. At Each Thrust He starts his chorus:
He says, "How" Thrust
"You" Thrust
"Like" thrust
"my" thrust
"Israeli" Thrust
"COCK!" (Repeat)
Thankfully I was facedown in the pillow. I was cracking up laughing and he didn't notice.
Read somewhere about a guy who recalled a quite talented lady who did him so well that he was making sounds only dogs could hear.
"Don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Get the hell out of the race car if you've got feathers on your legs or butt. Put a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up there and eat that candy ass."
Dale Earnhardt
9/11 Memorial