best pick up line you ever used successfully

[charlie_bang69]

licked her arm
she asked why
said because I wanted to see if she tasted as good as she looks!

[slocum]

This isn't really a pickup line per se, but once I was sitting the bar at Good Eats Cafe and one of the waitresses was sitting there too working the crossword puzzle in the Austin A-S. I had already worked in earlier in the day, so whenever she would get stuck, I'd help her out. When her shift ended, she hopped on the back of my motorcycle and wound up back at my place. I eventually told her that I had already worked the puzzle.

[DaddyJustDaddy]

About a 1000 years ago, I was in England on an American base, my target and I were both in the military. She was a beautiful red head and I was hungry for one. I said to my friends, I'm taking her home tonight. They bet me I couldn't get her. I laid a bet down, I'll buy drinks for the rest of the night or they buy me drinks the next time we're in a club. I hear you out in internet land, get to it man, what was the line you used?

"It's your turn."

She grab my hand and led me out of the club. As we walked out, I turned to my friends and waved. It was a very good night.

[CubanAva]

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