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    best pick up line you ever used successfully

    what is the best pick up line ever used on you or you used to pick some one up that actually worked. here's one I used that worked. I went up to an incredibly hot solo woman at a swing club, pointed at my boyfriend and said he double dog dared me to eat your pussy. she said Double dog dare? and shoved my head between her legs and she was not wearing panties. nom nom

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    I was at a bar in Clarksville, TN (Fort Campbell, KY). I whispered in a lady's ear "You want to Fuck and have pizza?" She slapped me, I said " What? You don't like pizza? " sure as shit I got to stretch her pussy out good that night. Apparently she liked young Soldiers like me

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    Aww, dangit George you took my line! Well shit. Lol. Oh well. Hah
    -MG

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    are you gonna finish that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ellieeve View Post
    are you gonna finish that?
    How did that worked?

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    Can I suck your dick? I'm pretty blunt!

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    I like blunts ;)!

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    Quote Originally Posted by britttany_love View Post
    Can I suck your dick? I'm pretty blunt!
    Well, wow. Now thats pretty damn hot coming from a woman
    -MG

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathguy View Post
    Well, wow. Now thats pretty damn hot coming from a woman
    Lol it worked to ;)

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    I wouldn't call it the best - but it worked. A long time ago, freshman year of college, walking by a girls dorm room and noticed their window was open. I told the girl nearest the window that I was a energy inspector and needed to make sure their heater was not on with the window open. They let me into the room and had a crazy night with the two of them.
    I think pretty much any line would have worked...

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    there was this movie, gotham: you remind me of lillian gish.
    (separately) hey baby wanna fuck?
    Last edited by quzi; 09-13-2019 at 11:04 PM. Reason: movie title change

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    -Darling, do you sleep on your stomach?!
    -No.
    -Do you mind if I do?!

    -Nice legs. What time do they open?

    (Lick finger and wipe on his/her shirt) -Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

    -Oh, I am sorry, I thought it was Braille nametag.

    -You must be limp doctor, because I've got a stiffy.

    -Hi. I am Mister Right. Someone said you are looking for me.

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    I attended a university in Seoul back in 2001. A basketball buddy of mine taught me a phrase, "쉬는데이 가자". A week later, I was hanging out with a waitress friend of mine and it was getting very late and we were both drunk, so I whipped out the phrase. 30 minutes later I was whipping something else out. TBH, I spent a month laying the groundwork with this girl, but it really helped knowing the appropriate thing to say at the right time. The phase translates to "let's go someplace to rest", at least, that's how I translate it.

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    What pick up lines have worked well on me?
    Do you want to fuck in the trunk?
    Suck my dick, while I am driving.
    Wear a skirt.
    A pick up line I tried to use, "hey so since the cars over heating and it's cold we should bang on the car since we are broke down here.."

    "Do you want me to bring my toys?"
    "Can I dress you up as a girl?"
    Ok hmm
    Suck my penis. Ill sleep on the floor.
    Baby please let me make love to you.
    Can we make love.
    Do you want me to fuck you well get on the bed, my friend doesn't mind!

    "So when are you coming over again?"
    I asked as everyone watches me suck your penis vis internet :-*

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    At a bar in Austin I dipped my fingers in a girls drink and after flicking White Russian all over her shirt , I followed with “ let’s get you out of those wet clothes “. She didn’t hear the last half of what I said , so I had to repeat it , which made it awkward . But the absurdity of having to break down and explain my sleazy pickup line apparently held its own charm because I still got her back to my place anyway.

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