Caption Contest !!!! Write a Caption for the picture and win ... nothing, but the admiration of your Board peers !!!
Caption Contest !!!! Write a Caption for the picture and win ... nothing, but the admiration of your Board peers !!!
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I didn't think anyone that drove a Volvo got laid, let alone ON it !!!
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Here's my caption:
"Please wash after fucking"
The four food groups: DFK, DATY, BBBJ, CFS.
Who needs a room...when you have Volvo! :P
or
Baby, I’m so quick we won’t even smudge up my dirty car beyond recognition! :o
I'm glad I quit lurking, oh gawd I'm glad I quit lurking!
Reminds me of the commercial Volvo put out years ago whose slogan was...
Volvo... A car you can believe in.
Could also give new meaning to the phrase...
Hood ornament.
"Don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Get the hell out of the race car if you've got feathers on your legs or butt. Put a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up there and eat that candy ass."
Dale Earnhardt
9/11 Memorial
Fingerprints hell! I recognize those tits!
"The only clue left by the missing woman may be the one seen in this police photo of a neighbor's car hood"
"The legendary "monkey woman" was spotted near this car earlier today"
I crack me up:)
I can see the details but where is the buff and polish?
"Damn It! the neighbors cat was on the car again last night!"
Will always PM from this or the other site as initial contact.
My Huckleberry
"LOOKS LIKE YOU WIPERS ARE OK TO ME!, NOW LET ME CHECK YOU OIL WITH MY DIPSTICK!!!" ;)
"It's all in how you treat the lady as to the response you get!!"
"No Dad, I did not get the car dirty last night. Why do you ask?"
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (O'Mike @ Mar 19 2009, 09:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>LOL, I was thinking along those same lines. "Gee, I don't know how I got these dirt stains all over the front of me, dad. Why do you ask?""No Dad, I did not get the car dirty last night. Why do you ask?"[/b]
Or something like, "Officers put in over-time in their careful search to identify the woman who'd left the Volvo body prints. It required pain-staking efforts to acquire and then inspect a full-frontal nude print from every adult female in the area, but department spokesman said they would not rest until they had a match."
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Get your motor runnin', head out on the highway...
Yeah, I know, they're used elsewhere, but it fits. :)
“Missy, that is not what I meant when I told you to pack Jimmy’s Junk in your trunk!”
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