:) LOL I am not being nice? Or am I just too sweet?...lol

I know many people are offended by this word and I was taught not to say it but I wanted to get your attention.

Are you familar with the many differant forms this word has?
It doesn't have to be bad! But I do have to admit there is a time & place for discretion when using this word.

For instance when I was having dinner with a Real Gentleman at The Cattlemans Steak House in TK. A woman setting at the table next to us screamed out to the waitress are you fucking stupid? The Blonde waitress turns very red but said nothing. I said "how rude she is trying her best". Then the lady tells me that I am fucking stupid.
My Gentleman friend stands up and said nice and calm, "Your right I couldn't help it I fucked her stupid and your next excuse me while I'll go get my dog." At that the whole house started laughing. I said "Fuck you lady I want to go get more stupid...lol"
:P :blink:
Whats your best or worst Fuck Line?