Hung Chow calls into work and says, '' Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work.''
The boss says, ''I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.''
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. ''I do what you say and feel great. I be at work soon . . . you got nice house.''
Lili Von Shtupp: Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?
[sound of zipper opening]
Lili Von Shtupp: Oh, its twue. Its twue. Its twue, its twue
LOL.... :P
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nice
Funny. (I will be using that one at work tonight!)
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Good one, but I don't know if I want to try that with my boss's wife? woof!
"It's all in how you treat the lady as to the response you get!!"
LOL TFF!
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"Absence makes the hard grow harder," nutinmuch
I definitely don't want to try that with my boss's husband.
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Sometimes ya just gotta do what the boss tell you no matter how absurd.
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