Nobody puts Qwaurk in the corner again

[geniusman]

Why beat around the bush, Mauser? Just get down on your knees and kiss his ass.
I don't need any tactical advice from you, Callahan.

[geniusman]

What are you looking at, you... peckerhead!

[geniusman]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (geniusman @ Mar 17 2009, 12:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

My silent partner. A whisper in the ear from this girl goes a long way, know what I&#39;m sayin&#39;?
Didn&#39;t hear a thing, did you? Alright, you heard the slide clicking...[/b]

Marked For Death

[geniusman]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (geniusman @ Mar 17 2009, 06:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

I&#39;m just saying that whatever my father is paying you, I will double it.
No.
I&#39;ll quadruple it.
No.
I&#39;ll double it and quadruple it.
No.
You&#39;re being unreasonable.[/b]

The Rundown

[geniusman]

What?
What country are you from?
What? What? Wh - ?
What" ain&#39;t no country I&#39;ve ever heard of. They speak English in What?
What?
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Yes! Yes!
Then you know what I&#39;m sayin&#39;!
Yes!

[geniusman]

It&#39;s over Reynard, you know what it&#39;s like for old men in prison. They call you Pops, they make you work in the library, your best friend is gonna be a MOUSE.

[geniusman]

I want a father who&#39;s the same in the morning as he is at night. Oh... what&#39;s that word...
Consistency?
Thanks losers.

[geniusman]

Ha,ha Gordie loses! You lose Gordie! Ol&#39; Gordie just screwed the pooch!
Does the word retarded mean anything to you?
Gordie, go get the food, you morphodite.
Don&#39;t call me any of your mother&#39;s pet names.
You&#39;re a real wet end, Lachance.
Shut up.
I don&#39;t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up, Aghhh!
And then your mom goes around the corner and she licks it up.

[geniusman]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (geniusman @ Mar 18 2009, 10:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

I&#39;d hate to wake up one morning and find out she was killed in a rockslide!
I&#39;ll show you a rockslide![/b]

Fantastic Four 2:Rise Of The Silver Surfer

[Sysiphus]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (geniusman @ Mar 20 2009, 09:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

Ha,ha Gordie loses! You lose Gordie! Ol&#39; Gordie just screwed the pooch!
Does the word retarded mean anything to you?
Gordie, go get the food, you morphodite.
Don&#39;t call me any of your mother&#39;s pet names.
You&#39;re a real wet end, Lachance.
Shut up.
I don&#39;t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up, Aghhh!
And then your mom goes around the corner and she licks it up.[/b]

Finding new and, preferably, disgusting ways to degrade a friend&#39;s mother was always held in high regard.

Stand By Me

[Sysiphus]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (geniusman @ Mar 19 2009, 10:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

What?
What country are you from?
What? What? Wh - ?
What" ain&#39;t no country I&#39;ve ever heard of. They speak English in What?
What?
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Yes! Yes!
Then you know what I&#39;m sayin&#39;!
Yes![/b]

Pulp Fiction

Blam! Say What one more motherfuckin&#39; time!!!!

[Sysiphus]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (geniusman @ Mar 19 2009, 09:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

Why beat around the bush, Mauser? Just get down on your knees and kiss his ass.
I don&#39;t need any tactical advice from you, Callahan.[/b]

One of the Dirty Harry flicks... which one? No clue...

[Sysiphus]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (geniusman @ Mar 20 2009, 09:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

I want a father who&#39;s the same in the morning as he is at night. Oh... what&#39;s that word...
Consistency?
Thanks losers.[/b]

American Beauty??

[geniusman]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Sisyphus @ Mar 21 2009, 01:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

One of the Dirty Harry flicks... which one? No clue...[/b]

Its Police Academy 3

[geniusman]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Sisyphus @ Mar 21 2009, 01:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>

American Beauty??[/b]

Its The Simpsons Movie