I encourage the jokes

Ok, so I am finishing up with my apartment. I finally got the frame for my bed...well here you go lol. I cant take myself too serious standing next to that.
Anyone have a hand that can grab me or actually throw me onto my bed? lol

Jokes are encouraged...lets see if you guys have any I have not heard.
If you do not know I am 4'10
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Okay so when ur ready 2 turn-in invite a well-endowed gent over. During the act get into a "seated" position. Extend your index finger upward and proceed to use him as a chair lift. just a thought