loveitdou Adventures

I have chosen this forum to post my true life experiences, not because they are particularly interesting but they are fun and fun for me to post as well. Also posting here hopefully will satiate the disbelievers (and I am OK if you don't believe) and the Haters. I have quite a few members who follow my adventures, that being sailing around the world and MONGERING whenever and wherever possible with no constraints on money-none.

I own a brand new 125' sailing Yacht and have a crew of 6, which includes a very capable and experienced Captain and his wife who is a excellent Chef. All my crew members are from Switzerland, thus I call the whole operation the Swiss Navy.

I live in Andorra, a principality between Spain and France and have dual citizenship with Andorra and the United States. I am a retired Navy veteran but up until 14 months ago , knew Nothing about sailing. I have many degrees courtesy of the Navy who paid my way thru too many semesters to count. I made a substantial fortune in software that I developed and while I am retired, my partner in that venture has just sold a very big contract so I am back to work for a few months. I am wildly better off than my previous life and while I have a lot I am still careful with my money and have made it my business to help my immediate family and to insure that the Family will be taken care of for generations after I am gone. I have my immediate family in Houston and 2 other TX cities and cousins all over the US. I regularly contribute millions to various charities but do not Ever give money to girls other than their fees and sometimes a tip, I am generous but not Crazy well not crazy at throwing money away.

I have given my crew a paid vacation and all but my Captain and his wife are back home in Switzerland. My Captain is living aboard the yacht and doing some sailing in the Mediterranean in order to check out the yacht. I did manage a 10 day sail out of Barcelona to France and Greece before I was called back to the States to sign the new contract and (UCK!) go back to work.

I am already missing the ocean, I had to wait 13 months for the new yacht to be built so being the impatient type I purchased a 75' yacht and in that 13 months managed to sail across the Atlantic stopping at many Islands, staying for several weeks in Rio, in the Caribbean at St Lucia and then onto the Pacific stopping at the Galapagos Is then to Tahiti. To New Zealand to Australia, all in all over 28,000 nautical miles and half way around the earth. We stayed for several days and up to a week at many of the Is in the So Pacific. we explored, ate great local foods and I "imported" many girls from Europe and from Brazil who I had meet earlier. The girls usually stay for a week or so and I fly them back and forth. Of course I am "sampling" as many locals as I can find that meet my criteria.

I am Very spoiled by the quality, beauty and superior IOP of the girls in Europe and in Brazil, I especially love Spanish, Latina, Brazilian and Eastern European girls and Mongering in Europe and Brazil is much simpler than in the US. Fact if when in the US I have a hell of a time getting a date because of the legal climate and the fact that I have no recent references. I do understand the extra need for security. I have found that Begging does work from time to time and if/when I make a US connection I will post in the appropriate city or State.

So there you go, I hope my friends from E and on OH2 find me and If this pisses you off don't read it.
I know that there are those who don't believe this and I am OK with that-believe what you will, as for Haters I am happily and easily able to ignore you.

Just finished installing 40 units. The installation is going much faster than I anticipated about 50-90 minutes per unit. I am determined to finish my 200 unit quota as soon as possible so I can get back to sailing. My partner has done 35 in the same time frame so he is a little less motivated. This project has the potential to be enormous as we are doing 800 units initially of the potential 9000 units available. Sorry I am being a little ambiguous for security.

The Mongering playground here has about 400 possibilities but the pickings are slim while the providers are anything but slim. Kind'a what I'd call a waste land. I picked up what turned out to be a civie at one of the base clubs. She is a horny young (about 30 YO) thing nice looking with great perky tits and all but raped me in the first 40 minutes back at my hotel, refused any money...the standard "I'm not a *****"..well OK do you suck dick??? YES and she is a pro at it. Thank you Cialis!!

Traveling today funny that even though I own 10 vehicles, nine of which are in Europe, I am renting a pick up to drive around Texas. My Texas truck is being used by my brother in law to haul cattle and when I saw it I was really disappointed that it is getting beat up which is typical for a ranch truck-I guess, it's a Ford F250 Super Duty. I told my brother in law to take it to a body shop and have it fixed, he said sorry and that he'd pay for the repairs...we'll see about that, he has one of my credit cards but he has never abused it so I do trust him.

So I talked to my partner a few minutes ago. I called him to talk about doing installations and tell him that I was going to quit, he said you can't quit I am firing you! Couldn't be happier!!!! We are contracted to do the 800 installations in 6 months, I told him that if he gets on the Stick he could easily have the job complete inside of 16-18 weeks, he agreed and so after Christmas here in the states I will be back on board with my crew and be cruising the Med before the end of the year. HURRAY!

My lady friend, Jane, is going to fly back to Barcelona with me so I guess I'll be involved with threesomes ---------Damn life is hard!

Talked to my Captain, he called to tell me that he is having 6 members of his family aboard for Christmas sailing in the Med. I had offered that to him so many times before but he wanted to make sure I knew. he and his wife are great people and I am blessed to have found them. Told him to use the food & wine that is aboard for their entertainment. I think he does not want them exposed to my Mongering way of life.

I told him to have the crew aboard by 1/1/2019 and have the boat provisioned for blue water sailing, that Jane and I would be arriving in Andorra the 29th or 30th and would join them on the 1st. Can't wait to put that beautiful yacht to sea

Jane sent me this-Our next Victim LOL. Will pick her up in Barcelona when we arrive, take her back to Andorra and have several'Training" sessions, then if Jane, I and if Raquel agrees we'll Shanghai her for a few days at sea. Can't wait to see her in almost nothing and to experience my fav "stereo BBBJ" GOT TO LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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I am sad to report that I demolished my Cobra replecula a few days back in Spain. I was doing my thing driving way too fast but the road was empty-except for that Cow. It was a bright shinny and cold day, road was dry and smooth 4 lane with just a painted divider, fairly straight but with no shoulder which is not uncommon. I was going 150 MPH and loving the acceleration when I saw a cow wonder onto the road about 1/4 mile ahead, that 1/4 mile took less than 2 seconds to disappear. I swerved to the right and missed her but my right side tires went off the road and the lip of the road shredded my tires and wheels, i saw rubber and sparks pieces of metal flying. I knew for sure that I had killed myself but somehow I made it out with just a few scratches. The car rolled side over side too many times to count and Man so rapidly. I had the roll cage in this car built for just such a stupid (on my part) event and it did protect me very well. I was wearing a safety helmet and it has 2 new holes in it now. All of the body work and the entire front suspension was strewn over a mile stretch that it took to come to a stop. Somehow I never left the road and that is what saved my life because the left side of the road has a 150 foot drop off.

Now my daughters, brother and sister have told me pointedly to stop driving so fast, my reply I was ONLY going 150!!

Did I learn anything, (not likely) well next time I think I'll just hit the cow, my cars are so low that I'd probably just slice her legs off and go under her. I am going to salvage the 5 litre Ford Supercharged Coyote engine, it's just less than 1,000 hp and think about building another Cobra or not. Damn I love going fast........................

I did save my steering wheel and amazingly the fuel cell and radiator, everything else except the motor is broken scrap

My crew is aboard my yacht and has it provisioned, fueled (3000 gallons of diesel) and the water tanks filled. I had the builder add ultraviolet purification to my water tanks to assure the cleanest possible water.

we are heading out into the Med for some serious cruising/Mongering, I have 2 girls along for fun but do have to travel back to Houston in about 10 days to complete a business transaction. After that my Captain and I have planned our entry into the Atlantic for early February, heading roughly South to the Canary Islands for a 7 day stay, visiting 3 of the islands in that group. The Canary's are a possession of Spain and Mongering there is pretty good, I have been in contact with 3 knock outs (HDHs) and will have them aboard one at a time and will report the results of my "study" LMAO

I Might be getting ahead of myself as in the hobby world 3 weeks is sometimes too long, all are full GFE and have great bodies so I can dream till Feb when I will be SAMPLING in the Canary Is. how's that for a new way to say it???

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