and go!!!!!!
Printable View
and go!!!!!!
You are :kiss:the only one I do this with
:popcorn:
When I very first started hobbying. My first time with a provider. Provider was late, gets in the room and asks, "Can we make this quick? My husband and kid are waiting in the car."
I used to see a girl regularly. A great massage and FS. We chatted a lot outside of “work” and she was having problems with her husband. She thinks he slept with her friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigwill832
Long story short, we set an appointment, skipped the massage and had sex the full hour. About half way through, she said something like “he’s probably thinking WTF is taking so long.” She told him she had a grab a few things from the other girl there.
It clearly excited her she was fucking me while he waited. She barely fixed her hair after cleaning up. Some of the best sex I’ve had I think. It was like she was grudge-fucking and I wasn’t going to slow her down. lol
She’s still married, and I saw her Tuesday. Sex isn’t as good but the massage is amazing lol.
Did you bring any condoms?
Aren't you done yet? Time is almost up. I would hate to kick you to the curb.
Don’t contact me again.
Whaaaaat?!?! Please tell me you took off so fast or either laughed - then busted 1Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigwill832
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cameron
It was years ago. I was new to this and naive. I just went with it and then afterwards sat there thinking... "What the fuck did I just do?" So I adjusted myself. Anyone I've seen knows I'll get a little chatty before meeting. It's actually because of that experience. I'm trying to feel out the person and see what I'm walking into.
I'd have to say the worst was a provider asking me to wait so she could shower because the guy before me made a mess. While I understand there are other customers and I definitely appreciate the hygiene, I don't want to hear about what someone else just did. Needless to say, we did not do all activities after hearing this.
When asked by a provider why I kept trying to kiss her my reply was "What do you think the GFE meant in your ad?" She replied " I dont kiss ANYBODY on a first date!"
My, what big,.............
Eyes you have!
and, are you almost done, my next appt is in 15 minutes.
Is THAT all?
There is something special about you that made me quit the Hobby
🤪🤪🤪 good one! GFE =Girlfriend experience. Girlfriends kiss...lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Slicktouch
Mother nature called. We are going to have to reschedule
From a spa provider: We got to hurry up. It's not safe for you to stay here too long.
I missed my opportunity to yell "I am the one who knocks!"
After producing a pistol from behind her back, the chick said "Put your hands up and slowly toss your wallet on the bed." To which I replied, I don't have a wallet. She then approached me, lowered the pistol and reached for my pocket. Seeing the opportunity, I quickly disarmed her and made my escape with her pistol.
This is why I never take my wallet into a meeting. You never know who is waiting for you on the other side of the door, ready to commit a felonious act on an unsuspecting trick.
AGreed.. I leave my wallet, cell, everything out in the car... don't want any trouble.
at least you got a heads up. one time I had to find out the hard way🥴
Damn! I just spit my coffee lol!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by LMSmurf
Right?! A first date doesn't equal girlfriend. I hope Slick called her out on that BS...Quote:
Originally Posted by LatinaMoxie
No, don’t touch me between legs, or on nipples, on first meet ….no lie, from a provider …you lie there, I give you partial bj and hj…then
“Did you expect to have intercourse today?”…..excuse me. From a provider advertising an open menu…
I leave my wallet at home. I bring my DL, a credit card, and a little extra cash and leave them in the car. I do bring my phone with me, but lock it ahead of entering so nobody can point it at my face to unlock it without the code. What do you do about the car keys? I have a code panel on the door and can unlock the car from my phone, but am still working on how to leave the fob in the car and make the car actually stay locked. A Faraday Bag maybe?Quote:
Originally Posted by Terryeaton
wow that is horrible! Sorry that happened to you but I must say that sure sounds sexy disarming her and taking off with her pistol! That is hot! 🥰Quote:
Originally Posted by DocHoliday
Wanted me to send deposit after two days earlier said she doesn’t ask for deposit. After arriving to incall messaged and said she just started but you can still use my mouth and ass.
Hey Birdie,Quote:
Originally Posted by Birdieman74
PM me her profile, sounds hot
Who is she, i can always use an amazing massage with extrasQuote:
Originally Posted by Rangerjohn
Years ago with a BP provider:
“I’m not going to suck your dick, you have to be clean shaved for me to suck it!”
Same provider:
“I’ll spread my pussy lips and you can play with your dick until you get hard than we can fuck.”
Needless to say I walked out with a massive set of blue balls.
That's crazy! Ridiculous.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigtex6
I had a provider in Daytona Beach once, cute older lady, but very sexy. I went to her incall, and we got acquainted, and everything was going great. An alarm went off on her phone, and she looks up to me and says "my sister lives two doors down, I have to go take my meds real quick. I'll be back in 5 minutes". Mid BJ, btw. lol!
After ten minutes I got dressed and waited for another ten minutes or so outside of her place (so like 20 mins total). She never showed. She didn't respond to texts after. Even the next day. No clue what happened. I still had the donation, so I left her $50 to be nice, and left.
DATY is 100 extra.
Bruuuuuuhhhh!!!🤣🤣😱😭🤣🤣🤣🤣Quote:
Originally Posted by That Guy
Upcharges... 50 Xtra if you use my shower 🚿 🤪🤣😂😂🤖JK🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖
"Papi, you have been fucking me for 20 mins and need to finish. You're not going to fuck for an hour. I don't play games." This on the front half of an hour appointment. I should have known from prior reviews. She has a hot latina body - but a really spicy columbian attitude with inflated rates.
Can't do the hj because your dick is too big..
No!😂 I'd be trying to stuff it down my throat😂😂😂Quote:
Originally Posted by Maston
This was back in the agency day. This girl (no name) and I was having the best heated sex during our visit. Mind you, I've already seen her many times. We were just fucking in all positions, and my dick was so hard but couldn't cum for some reason. She was moaning and I was moaning, we both started to break a sweat, the heat was on, she must have been in heat for her period or something. When I was pounding her doggy, my dick slipped and went into her asshole, she moaned louder with pleasure, like she was fixing to have an orgasm. After I came, she got upset I fucked her in the ass. LOL. After cleaning up, she wanted anal upcharge. LOL. Her asshole sure did take my dick well. I paid her and we were on good terms. After that, every time I saw her, anal was included.
"You owe me more money for fucking me in the ass."