I hadn't seen her in two weeks and she actually got mad....I haven't seen you in a while.....
How long have you been doing this? I told her ten years and she laughed and called me pathetic.
The third and worst thing........I love you
I hadn't seen her in two weeks and she actually got mad....I haven't seen you in a while.....
How long have you been doing this? I told her ten years and she laughed and called me pathetic.
The third and worst thing........I love you
my response to what u wrote cant fix stupidQuote:
Originally Posted by Barry244
as for ur title ive never had a girl say anything cruel to me, i have dealt with drama with a few women but they stop quick once you do something lol
I don't think I can come up with 3 things but when I first got started in the hobby I went to see a full service massage therapist. I show up and she says "I don't see black guys, but you seem nice so I'll make an exception." I declined and was on my way. To this day I make it a point to not give my business to any provider who currently or has previously advertised No AA.
"sorry, i will be out of town at that time" - i mean, maybe i just pick right people, but everyone was super nice so far :twothumbs:
Not mean words per se but definitely disappointing: provider posting available now ads on social media during a brief restroom break 1/2 way thru an appointment. Unprofessional in my opinion.
Her mentioning that she liked seeing older men. Then me figuring out she was talking about me!
1. You have 5 minutes left.
2. Are you close ?
3 You need to C**.
1. I’m gonna need a deposit to make sure you’re serious the POOF like magic slut dust gone and blocked. 2.I can’t see you anymore cause I have a bf now. 3.I’m starting to have feelings do t you feel the same lol.
One I forgot I've gotten many times. I'm so sorry I fell asleep on my phone.
LMFAO !Quote:
Originally Posted by winchhandle
So true:lol:
It's your baby. DNA proves it
Damn that's funny AF!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pitroom
I’d have to agree to this one. Or in Spanish “dame tu leche” 20 minutes into an hour visit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thatcher
And I HATE being called Papi!
Some guys like it I guess, but the same girls calling you papi 1/2 the time have 5 year old sons they call papi too.
Ugh
This one right here is spot on... Kills a boner every time. When I was younger I would be still good. But now it kills it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thatcher
1. Your the biggest I have ever seen
2. im Cuming
3. That's it!?
1 says cum for me when I’m not even close
2 I only do cbj
3 is a cum dodger
Yes, this. No 1 and 2 guarantee no 3 will not happen….my Dick actually withdraws and says to me “save the deposit for a better sperm donor!”Quote:
Originally Posted by Thatcher
1. I’m on my period
2. You’re too big
3. It looks like life has been treating you well (meaning, you have put on weight)
1. Can you get me food, condoms,groceries etc.
2. You are too big for anal
3. Not texting you back when you let her know you arrived
Totally agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thatcher
He may be too shy so I'll answer for him...me on Dec.13th
3 words
"No Double Dipping":dancingbanana:
3. Not texting you back when you let her know you arrived”Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeroTheHero
In the old days that would be grounds for an NCNS alert. Now it’s just fucking common, I had it happen two weeks ago with someone I had seen twice in the two months before…. To this day, they won’t respond and explain why. And I’m quite sure the lovely ladies on the board here have hobbyist who pull the same.
4. I had a flat tire/car wouldn’t start/auto trouble….. five minutes before the session… occasionally followed by a picture of a car on the side of the road that you know is 10 years old……
5. Bj? CFS? Oh no baby that’s extra…..
They usually reply back, 15 minutes later. She made up for it so I am goodQuote:
Originally Posted by Bigtex6
I'm so sorry this happened to you and it's really unfortunate 😔Quote:
Originally Posted by milfloverHTX
This thread was amusing to me and made me giggle a little.
But truly sorry yall have seen providers like this. I'm not a clock watcher but did add a clock with a projection function that points above the bed but really only use it for the hobbyist that take advantage of my time and are notorious for going over and then not tipping. Lol I think its funny when guys lay down and see it and say "well that's cool" lol and I'm like it's not for you unless you plan on taking advantage of me but its not up to me to remind a gent when time is running up, but when you're booking short sessions knowing damn well it takes you more than a half hour to finish you're bringing that on yourself.
ur probably who theyretalking about all u do is lie on the forums give fake preferences and harass other girls everything they said sounds like you ROFL ms.nolife2024 is ur new nickname lmao and trust everyone has noticedQuote:
Originally Posted by SexySammy
When they count the money in front of me.. there goes IOP.
Or when they ask me to hurry up.
Or when they say “don’t cum inside me.” In oral, of course :-)
Good answer.periodQuote:
Originally Posted by SexySammy
Who are you? Starting shit and talking g shit to your fellow provider. What a shame...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayamonroe23
Back on topic: guys! Just remember that just like we respect your time, the same is expected. Have respect for others time. It's simple. Then everyone has fun and we don't have to look out for ppl that (for example) book a qv but take a hhr or an HOUR! and don't tip. I think this is what sexySammy meant. Yes, this happens a lot, unless we keep track of time. Not a clockwatcher, but my time is precious...
I'm just catching up to this thread, but very well could have been me. But would never be offended hearing that...need to be careful not to knock an ATF out of commission for a few weeks! Sometimes, when everything is wet/lubed and the meshing is very intense the possibility of an accident or near-misses increases.Quote:
Originally Posted by Italia DiBella
Something to consider on Good Friday...