Event/Reactions

Event: the Dotard farts.

Reactions:
CNN - apples, oranges, and bananas do not fart.
MSNBC - POTUS launches chemical attack on his own citizens.
Spicer - biggest, best fart of all time. And, it smelled like roses. And, it made a rainbow, the biggest best rainbow of all time. The rainbow included colors never seen before. I was blinded, and cried, because of its beauty.
FN - POTUS solves Nitrogen, Hydrogen, etc. shortages single-handedly.
OH2 - POTUS did not shart: another glorious win for the GPOAT.

Event: Mueller farts

Reaction:
Liberals get a hard on

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Originally Posted by gfejunkie

Event: Mueller farts

Reaction:
Liberals get a hard on

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Event: Mueller farts

Reaction:
Dotard sharts.

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Originally Posted by gfejunkie

Event: Mueller farts

Reaction:
Liberals get a hard on

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Mueller: (farts)
Liberals: (chuckling) Oh dear!
Meuller: (chuckling) Yeah, that was a smelly one.
(chuckling stops, somber faces resume)
Liberals: So, how goes the defense of the constitution, rule of law, and American democracy.
Mueller: Republicans keep throwing themselves in front of the train to protect the Coward Traitor.
Mueller and Liberals: (sighs)

Event: Obama farts

Reaction:

The deep state and the media go into high gear to cover it up.

#SPYGATE

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Originally Posted by gfejunkie

Event: Obama farts

Reaction:

The deep state and the media go into high gear to cover it up.

#SPYGATE

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Ahh, yes, the "Deep State". That fantasy that consevatards fall back on when their pride is hurt and losing the narrative.

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Originally Posted by gfejunkie

Event: Obama farts

Reaction:

The deep state and the media go into high gear to cover it up.

#SPYGATE

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Event: Obama farts

Reaction: Dotard takes credit for it and claims it is the biggest, best fart OF ALL TIME!!

#alternativefacts

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Originally Posted by haveacold1atx

Ahh, yes, the "Deep State". That fantasy that consevatards fall back on when their pride is hurt and losing the narrative.

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Make that an event - reaction (on topic) and I'll respond to it. BTW, you go around in here dropping the "tard" bomb and yssup will hit the Report Post button on you. Then I'll have to come back and chastise you.

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Originally Posted by gfejunkie

Make that an event - reaction (on topic) and I'll respond to it. BTW, you go around in here dropping the "tard" bomb and yssup will hit the Report Post button on you. Then I'll have to come back and chastise you.

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Oh no! triggered snowflake needs his safe space!

Yeah, well. What are you going to do? yssup is 'special'. He's a stickler for rules.

In case you didn't know, we don't name call other members here. That IS against the rules. It could even earn you some vacation time.

Just a little word to the wise.

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Originally Posted by gfejunkie

Yeah, well what are you going to do? yssup is 'special'. He's a stickler for rules.

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Rules?? :hiding: There are rules??

When Obama farts the libs. call it there eau de toilette of love fragrance

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Originally Posted by gfejunkie

Make that an event - reaction (on topic) and I'll respond to it. BTW, you go around in here dropping the "tard" bomb and yssup will hit the Report Post button on you. Then I'll have to come back and chastise you.

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Or mention the annual trophy?? Been there, done that!!

Nobody wants to be more “special” than the fat naked fake president.

Yeah and Hilldabeast would have been the real pres.....yeah...RIGHT!!!!!!

Tedious response bro. Every trump question gets a Hillary answer.

Shirley, people can do better than that.

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Originally Posted by winndixie

Or mention the annual trophy?? Been there, done that!!

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Originally Posted by YssupRider

Nobody wants to be more “special” than the fat naked fake president.

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Originally Posted by bb1961

Yeah and Hilldabeast would have been the real pres.....yeah...RIGHT!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by YssupRider

Tedious response bro. Every trump question gets a Hillary answer.

Shirley, people can do better than that.

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If y'all can't stick to the Event/Reaction format, can you at least stick to farting politician content?

Better yet, the original poster's point (yes, he refers to himself in third person) was that there is bias on all sides...all sides...all sides.

Prediction: off-topic content will prevail. Farting politician content might come in a distant second.

Here I sit, broken hearted,
Tried to shit but I only rained havoc down on the free world

LMAO! Farting President thread.