Caption Contest !!!! Write a Caption for the picture and win ... nothing, but the admiration of your Board peers !!!
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2009-...gfcheating.jpg
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Caption Contest !!!! Write a Caption for the picture and win ... nothing, but the admiration of your Board peers !!!
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2009-...gfcheating.jpg
I didn't think anyone that drove a Volvo got laid, let alone ON it !!!
Here's my caption:
"Please wash after fucking"
Who needs a room...when you have Volvo! :P
or
Baby, I’m so quick we won’t even smudge up my dirty car beyond recognition! :o
Reminds me of the commercial Volvo put out years ago whose slogan was...
Volvo... A car you can believe in.
Could also give new meaning to the phrase...
Hood ornament.
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...GrinSmiley.jpg
Fingerprints hell! I recognize those tits!
"The only clue left by the missing woman may be the one seen in this police photo of a neighbor's car hood"
"The legendary "monkey woman" was spotted near this car earlier today"
I crack me up:)
I can see the details but where is the buff and polish?
"Damn It! the neighbors cat was on the car again last night!"
"LOOKS LIKE YOU WIPERS ARE OK TO ME!, NOW LET ME CHECK YOU OIL WITH MY DIPSTICK!!!" ;)
"No Dad, I did not get the car dirty last night. Why do you ask?"
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (O'Mike @ Mar 19 2009, 09:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>LOL, I was thinking along those same lines. "Gee, I don't know how I got these dirt stains all over the front of me, dad. Why do you ask?"Quote:
"No Dad, I did not get the car dirty last night. Why do you ask?"[/b]
Or something like, "Officers put in over-time in their careful search to identify the woman who'd left the Volvo body prints. It required pain-staking efforts to acquire and then inspect a full-frontal nude print from every adult female in the area, but department spokesman said they would not rest until they had a match."
Get your motor runnin', head out on the highway...
Yeah, I know, they're used elsewhere, but it fits. :)
“Missy, that is not what I meant when I told you to pack Jimmy’s Junk in your trunk!”
Volvo ... we help make dreams come true
Studliee that's hilarious! That has to be the best one yet!
"OHH VOLVO",Toyota Taste Like Chicken. COME ESCAPE WITH VOLVO...Where Getting On & Getting Off Brings Pleasure With Every Mile.
VOLVO DUST THIS RIDE & GLIDE :wub:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (rakhir @ Mar 18 2009, 10:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><span style="font-family:Courier New">he clearly waxed that ass instead of his car</span>Quote:
I can see the details but where is the buff and polish?[/b]
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MsPrittiKitti @ Mar 20 2009, 11:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>Quote:
he clearly waxed that ass instead of his car[/color][/b]
"Whose next for a buff and wax job?"
FOR SALE:
69 Volvo, Fully Loaded...
YMMV!
24/7 Hell, anywhere any time.
This one comes from a Dudley Moore film called Crazy People: "Volvos, they are boxy, but chicks dig 'em"
Priceless!</span>
You said this happen last time you were here
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (studlee @ Mar 20 2009, 03:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (rakhir @ Mar 20 2009, 08:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>Quote:
“Missy, that is not what I meant when I told you to pack Jimmy’s Junk in your trunk!”[/b]
<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">studlee gets my vote also!</span>Quote:
Studliee that's hilarious! That has to be the best one yet![/b]