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If Jeff Bezo’s wife receives $60 billion divorce settlement. And if Bezo’s were to have sex with her every night for the last 25 years they were married... Then he paid her $6.8M per night.
At least a ****** would’ve charged him upfront and been more competitive about pricing.
Even $60B is insane. I can't see how you can spent $100M in a lifetime, let alone $60B. He probably won't even miss it.
Who the fuck is Jeff Bezos and where did he get that kinda bank???
Bezos is the CEO of Amazon.com - he owns almost 79 million shares of the company at over $1600 each.
Ok, thanks for the intel. I don’t buy anything on amazon so he didn’t make his money off me but more power to him. I wonder if he is open to adopting me??
Bezos is so filthy rich.. he couldn't keep his hands off his Latin love interest. I would be impressed if he instead donated $60 billion to the refugees of Honduras, Nicaragua, Guatemala.. throw in Brazil and Mexico.. Hell, that money (if appropriated wisely) could change the direction of those Countries for a Century.
Yeah, I know the world doesn't work like that.. but $60 billion is a lot, for a piece of Latin pussy.. I hope he's getting BBBJ's, LOL
With all due respect Chung, there ain’t NO pussy worth that kinda bank, Latin or otherwise!! Throw in BBBJ, BBFS, BG, you name it, NOT WORTH 60 billion!!!
$60B would payoff everyone's house and every kid's college tuition plus nationwide free university for years
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Can You FEEL THE LOVE?
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I couldn't make this shit up if I tried...lol.
War is Peace - Freedom is Slavery - Ignorance is Strength
https://youtu.be/c1ak2G_JSzY
It appears that my initial divorce settlement calculations were terribly UNDER calculated....
Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is one of the richest men in the world, but he wasn't smart enough to sign a prenup.
That's going to be one "PRIME" piece of ass he had if you know what I mean?
Let's take a brief Jeff Bezos history lesson and crunch some UPDATED numbers...JUST for FUN!
https://youtu.be/qvp38qj_zO8
The King of one liners - SAVAGE!
https://i.redd.it/l5klnv4rjtj21.jpg
MEN ARE LOSING BIG TIME!
THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS NOT TO PLAY A RIGGED GAME!
https://youtu.be/BkzE23pyME4
Sing IT BOYZ....Gloom Despair And Agony On Me
^Heh heh Hee Haw! My Irish granda LOVED that show and that segment. (I kind of think he had a thing for Minnie Pearl, too.)
Evidently, a civil court judge disagrees with you. Lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by DocHoliday
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The story of my life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vanilla Gorilla
OMG... Why didn't he get a prenup agreement before marriage ????
I feel bad for him. He worked hard for the money...not her. Makes no sense to me. Marriage is about love & shouldn't be about the money unless she is pregnant with his baby & can't work.
He always reminds me of this guy...
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Somewhere Priscilla Chân Zuckerberg is looking at her goofy looking husband and seeing dollar signs too.
HIGH FIVE - I've thought the exact same thing for years...Jeff Bezos as Dr EVIL they look like twins.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dallasfan
The insane thing is that Bezos and Amazon have actually become DR EVIL with all of their spyware, money, power, influence and world domination of everything.
Let that sink in for a minute, a movie character coming to life literally.
They were married for 25 years and amazon was founded 25 years ago so most of his earnings were made during their marriage so she still would have come away with about the same amount.
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In marriage one could argue that "love" has value congruent to at least half of all assets once the marriage is dissolved if only one marital partner works. Apparently, that is exactly what she did and a civil court judge agreed. So exactly what do YOU mean by love? Nevermind!Quote:
Originally Posted by Universal
https://youtu.be/WJZY__j0Tyk
I think this is what she was trying to say about love...
https://youtu.be/6X6q5QqQ3VU
SEE how RELATIONSHIPS with WOMEN and OUR GOVERNMENT killed ROBIN WILLIAMS!
This is what you get when you're a NICE GUY in America....
Non Serviam.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/s5...M=w440-h578-no
Be THIS GUY INSTEAD!
This is true I bet Pierre Omidyar is prob shaking his head thinking that dumb ass lmao when will they ever learn bwahaha i hate to sound like ive given up on mankind but jeez imma say 8 outta 10 women that marry for love will divorce for money smhQuote:
Originally Posted by Dallasfan