FUCK YOU LADY!

:) LOL I am not being nice? Or am I just too sweet?...lol

I know many people are offended by this word and I was taught not to say it but I wanted to get your attention.

Are you familar with the many differant forms this word has?
It doesn't have to be bad! But I do have to admit there is a time & place for discretion when using this word.

For instance when I was having dinner with a Real Gentleman at The Cattlemans Steak House in TK. A woman setting at the table next to us screamed out to the waitress are you fucking stupid? The Blonde waitress turns very red but said nothing. I said "how rude she is trying her best". Then the lady tells me that I am fucking stupid.
My Gentleman friend stands up and said nice and calm, "Your right I couldn't help it I fucked her stupid and your next excuse me while I'll go get my dog." At that the whole house started laughing. I said "Fuck you lady I want to go get more stupid...lol"
:P :lol: :rolleyes: :blink:
Whats your best or worst Fuck Line?

Always had a kick out of "Fucking Unbelievable!" Sort of a few more ways to be meant. Unbeleivable sex or just straight unbeleivable! or fucked very unbeleivable! You decide.

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:) "Fucking Unbelievable" that is cool.
How about "Fuck Me running" dear hunting favorite of mine.
When he moans "Fuck Me Baby" gets me hott!
Most women say, " What ever" I say, " What the Fuck or Fuck It!"
You know I am not liking the idea when I walk away & say" Okay"... Get it?

I did a small sculpture (Abstract) of a Fishing hook and there is little figures in it that are embraceing in sexual positions. Few of my pieces along with many other unknown artist had been on display DFW Bishop Art Location. The Lady was very generous with her offer said she had been searching for something special for her father. I get a call from the shop owner he said, " Red you "Fucking Rock" can you get me 3 more next week?
I told him " FUCKING ORIGINAL" What do you not understand?
Well now I am learning how to simply say no. I am one of a kind and so are my pieces.
Seriously I do not believe I can ever duplicate any of my pieces or actions they just improve.

Ever catch a person say in the middle of their conversation "...but, fuck.." or "...but fucking..."
Is it normal to think "Greek" automatically when they say it, or would it be rude to have a silly ass grin across my face?
"But Fuck" :o :blink:

I discovered recently that the phrase "Fuck &#39;em and the horse they rode in on..." coming from a beautiful lady is sure to bring a chuckle!

I spend half my life getting corrected by women in my life and the other half just apologizing...
ok... I have been duly informed that I misquoted the beautiful lady... the actual quote was more along the lines of "Fuck HER and the DAMN horse she rode in on!!!"
It&#39;s still worth a chuckle!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...VideoID=3304105

Phredsfrnd that is funny....Did you?
All Fucked up & no where to go?
Far fucking Out.
You look Fucking hot!
So Fucking horny....

TP,

Did I...
Misquote the beautiful lady? YES, inadvertently. I&#39;m old and my memory isn&#39;t what it used to be which is why I&#39;m referred to as OLD Fart!

Apologize to the beautiful lady for misquoting her? YES, of course I did. I might be old, I might even be an old fart, but I&#39;m not a stoopid old fart!

Follow through with either the "HER" or the "HORSE" referenced in the aforementioned statement? Uh, that&#39;s a BIG NO :lol: !

Fuck me harder!!! You Fucken Asshole!!!

...and like i tell everyone "Fuck&#39;em if they cant take a joke, and joke with them if you cant fuck&#39;em!!!" :lol:

FTDS - Fuck the Dumb Shit! :P

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FUCK ME, FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS, FUCK THAT. Okay I think I&#39;m done for about a year or so. :lol:

"OHHH Fuckity fuck fuck!!!" came out of my mouth one day when I noticed my &#39;bag of raincoats&#39; wasn&#39;t in my carryall... and the last place I recalled having them was in a client&#39;s home the previous day while his wife was at work...... After a few text messages and mutual coronaries and some searching... I discovered I&#39;d put them in my suitcase instead. GAWD that was a heart-stopper....

Have you had a Royal Fuck Lately ?

http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink1181.html

OK, a friend of mine has the tendency to use "********"....a retarded fuck or dumbass. Pesonally, I enjoy fucking, so to use it as a derogatory term is counter productive...my use of that word is generally only in the bedroom, when an intense encouraging heated conversation is needed, lol. Talk to me dirty, baby...

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OK, a friend of mine has the tendency to use "********"....a retarded fuck or dumbass. Pesonally, I enjoy fucking, so to use it as a derogatory term is counter productive...my use of that word is generally only in the bedroom, when an intense encouraging heated conversation is needed, lol. Talk to me dirty, baby...[/b]

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That was a word i started using just recently! "********ed!"

I have to say that I find "OHHH Fuckity fuck fuck!!!" the most expressive of them all! It covers such a wide range of occasions and circumstances. Everything from passionate sex, to extreme exasperation and wild humor.

Complete indifference to someone else&#39;s needs, wants, interests... "Fuck&#39; em... fuck &#39;em in the ear!"
An overly sensitive person.... "Joke &#39;em if they can&#39;t take a fuck."
A stupid person is "fuckstick" or a "fuckwad"... take your pick....

Reminds me of the George Carlin bit with the seven words you could not say on TV.

I am Fuck Of The Mountain!!

Well FUCK Me! I had no idea!

being i work with quite a few "********s" i tend to use that word at work on a regular basis . Also when i really want to annoy the bible thumpers at work i like to include the word "Fuck" in every sentence, it makes them leave me alone and also puts a smile on my face :)

FUCKABLE in any sistuation...
The Royal Fuck was followed by a good switch.
Fuckity is so cute.
Painfully Fucked.

While shopping in the local grocery store a small child wanting a toy demanding," Mommy I wana fucki.. I want a fucki!" Turning very red the lady quickly grabs the Duck of the shelve and hands it to the child and said," here is your fucking duck!" OH NO Big mistake! :rolleyes:

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While shopping in the local grocery store a small child wanting a toy demanding," Mommy I wana fucki.. I want a fucki!" Turning very red the lady quickly grabs the Duck of the shelve and hands it to the child and said," here is your fucking duck!" OH NO Big mistake! :rolleyes:[/b]

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That is sad.

I kinda like FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK! That usually gets lots of attention!

tropheee

As I pulled in front of oncoming traffic today and the image of my car stalling crossed my mind as I saw the Dodge Ram 3/4 ton truck bearing down upon me, and the thought "OH, FUCK!!!" came to mind.

I hit a bad shot on the golf course last Saturday and in my experation I said, "Fuck me to tears!" Seemed appropriate at the time since it was a skin hole - that shot cost me $2.00! As you can see, it&#39;s not the money but the pride!! :lol:

:huh: Hello, my name is Blaze and I am a fuck&#39;r or fuckist? Well I like to fuck and I say it all the time. A few of my fav&#39;s that I say a lot are, Well yee fuckin Haw! Fuck me running backwards <-- giggles, and when I get flustered and can&#39;t seem to find the right words they always find me saying Fuck, Fuck, Fuck! The one I wished I said the most is Ohh FUCK, fuckin get it, get,it, get it,,,,,

:wub: :lol: Blaze your name fits you well. A fucken ausum Fuckist! Fckn ma gig gets me in trouble. Now I have to go brush my teeth....get it....lol

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I hit a bad shot on the golf course last Saturday and in my experation I said, "Fuck me to tears!" Seemed appropriate at the time since it was a skin hole - that shot cost me $2.00! As you can see, it&#39;s not the money but the pride!! :lol:[/b]

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Pride & a hole in one 4 2bits...Fuck me to tears brings found memories of grass stain knees. :D

I saw a tshirt in New Orleans that summed it all up....it said "Been there,Fucked That" .....lol!

Then there are the military "fu"s:

Snafu -- Situation normal, all fucked up
Janfu --Joint Army Navy fuck up
Fubar -- Fucked up beyond all recognition
Fubb -- Fucked up beyond belief
Sofu -- Senior Officer fuck up

BTW, my all time favorite thing to hear (from the right speaker) is "fuck me".

One of my Favorite ways to Describe some of our Lovely Providers...Fuckalicious......they just dont get any better than that...

Fuck you and everybody that looks like you!!

:) Military "Fu&#39;s" how about Thank You Sir Yes Sir Fume aga Sir.

J2f, I remember the fuck me baby was very hot cumming from you :P

D4U, How about the t-shirt finger pointing down "Fuck This" or finger to the left "I&#39;m With Fucker"...lol

TQ, Fuckalicious..YUMMIE finger fries and beard flavors.

Fw2.... brings back sweet teenage memories. You haver had the pleasure of twins? :wub: :) :lol: :D

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"We&#39;re gonna fuck you sheriff, but we&#39;re gonna fuck you slow."[/b]

Fuck me in the ass with a spoon has been one of my favorite expressions for quite some time for when I have royally fucked up

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Or if we put it in legal form it&#39;s "fuckee or fuckor."

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I&#39;ve used both of those, but it&#39;s been a while.

One of my favorite movie lines is from "Best Little *****house In Texas." The sheriff is basically being thrown under a bus by everyone who knew what was going on for years, but suddenly found it politically expedient to &#39;play dumb&#39; and let the sheriff take the heat. He&#39;s talking to the madam and says "Sometimes I feel like a country dog in the city. If I stand still they fuck me, and if I run, they bite me in the ass."

Regards,

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Or if we put it in legal form it&#39;s "fuckee or fuckor."



I&#39;ve used both of those, but it&#39;s been a while.

One of my favorite movie lines is from "Best Little *****house In Texas." The sheriff is basically being thrown under a bus by everyone who knew what was going on for years, but suddenly found it politically expedient to &#39;play dumb&#39; and let the sheriff take the heat. He&#39;s talking to the madam and says "Sometimes I feel like a country dog in the city. If I stand still they fuck me, and if I run, they bite me in the ass."

Regards,[/b]

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:D I try to stand still while being fucked just get wobbly at the knees and squirt all over the place much better than being bit on the ass a little nibble will do ;)