Morgan Baby- thoughts on a little fun board stuff.. We need a discussion.

Ladies and Gents,

We should have somebody open a discussion board for mutual fun. I’d love to review a man like he reviews me! Not just bitching behind the doors groups. I say that lovingly.. I have some great clients. I think we hear a lot of negative. We need to step up and be positive.

lol: I can list a good 15 men! ❤️ probably 20… just saying!

Ladies could give a list of great positive clients… It can be all positive.No negatives..Men don’t want to waste money on too much fluff.. Fluff is fine but tell.. They want the real deal fun. Girls should make it real.. a great connection.

If enough ladies communicated it could save some verification problems. We could do a quick search.

How should I approach this subject? open a thread? Am I brave enough? Hell yeah!

MBaby is just saying…..

Ugh... Me? Reviewed?... Um... Now I have performance anxiety... :)

On a serious note, this is an interesting idea.

Oh no!
I can see my review now.
" I've gotten better daty from Stephen Hawking.
When he tried to fuck me it was like Michael J. Fox trying to thread a sewing needle.
His condoms were made by Gerber"

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Originally Posted by knottyman

Oh no!
I can see my review now.
" I've gotten better daty from Stephen Hawking.
When he tried to fuck me it was like Michael J. Fox trying to thread a sewing needle.
His condoms were made by Gerber"

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This is hilarious!

Prompt to ChatGPT (Artificial Intelligence bot):
I am a slightly overweight 49 year old male. I need a funny review of my bad lovemaking technique.

ChatGPT response:
Title: "Fifty Shades of Awkward: A Hilarious Review of My Lovemaking Skills"

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, because today we're going to dive into the uncharted waters of my lovemaking skills – or should I say, lack thereof. Picture this: a 49-year-old slightly overweight dude attempting to woo his partner with the grace of a clumsy walrus trying to tango. Buckle up, because it's going to be a bumpy ride down the highway of hilarity.

Act 1: The Seduction Shuffle

Scene one opens with our protagonist attempting a sultry dance, which more closely resembles an overgrown penguin doing the moonwalk on an ice rink. The mood is set with dim lighting and soft music, but instead of a suave seduction, we get what can only be described as a 'dad dance-off' in slow motion. It's like John Travolta meets a rusty sprinkler system.

Act 2: The Misguided Foreplay

Ah, foreplay, the delicate art of setting the mood. In my case, it's more of a "where do I put my hands?" dilemma. Imagine a guy trying to recreate scenes from an action movie by turning his bedroom into a circus obstacle course. There's more fumbling than a blindfolded person trying to solve a Rubik's Cube.

Act 3: The Great Escape

The pièce de résistance is undoubtedly my attempt at the grand escape – removing clothing. It's like a scene from a magician's act gone wrong. Buttons fly, zippers snag, and socks end up in places where socks should never be. I'm like a contortionist trying to outdo Houdini, and trust me, Houdini is winning.

Act 4: The 'Epic' Main Event

Now, let's talk about the main event, the moment of truth. It's less "50 Shades of Grey" and more "50 Shades of 'Are you sure you've done this before?'" Think of it as a cross between a high-intensity workout and a game of Twister, where the only goal seems to be achieving new levels of awkwardness.

Curtain Call: The Aftermath

As the curtain falls, it's clear that my lovemaking technique deserves a standing ovation – not for its prowess but for its sheer audacity to make every moment memorable, if not exactly in the way one might hope.

So, there you have it, folks: a rib-tickling review of my less-than-stellar lovemaking skills. But hey, they say laughter is the best medicine, and if that's the case, my partner and I must be the healthiest couple on the planet. Remember, in the world of romance, sometimes it's the imperfections that make the best stories.

Personally, I'd love to get feedback. Would to keep it private tho.

I think this would be good. But I would want to see it. Personally I'd love to get feedback on what would make for a better experience for everyone.

Would be interesting to see what the ladies say.

Morgan baby
You can review me I’m a friend and client of you sexy blonde big tits women we always have a great time together and we always love each other as companions as we keep in touch with each other and love your sexy body and glad you my friend

Men are so predictable. Sadly, even when they pay for it they still wonder how they performed. Maybe I'm in the minority, but as long as I'm paying for it, it's all about me. The best providers are genuinely interested in what the guy wants and does it exactly how he wants it.

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Originally Posted by baja22

Men are so predictable. Sadly, even when they pay for it they still wonder how they performed. Maybe I'm in the minority, but as long as I'm paying for it, it's all about me. The best providers are genuinely interested in what the guy wants and does it exactly how he wants it.

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I totally dig this, but there is still a part of me that wishes to know how good I am at, say, daty. I can’t necessarily believe the response I am given at the time because a good provider is going to lead you to believe that you are really killing it, unless, of course, they want you to please stop. I realize it is silly of me to think I can get these ladies off with my kick ass skills, but I would still like to know if I was deft at all!

You can review me anytime you want beautiful ��.

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Originally Posted by knottyman

Oh no!
I can see my review now.
" I've gotten better daty from Stephen Hawking.
When he tried to fuck me it was like Michael J. Fox trying to thread a sewing needle.
His condoms were made by Gerber"

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Too funny:twothumbs:

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Originally Posted by WorkinWithWood

I totally dig this, but there is still a part of me that wishes to know how good I am at, say, daty. I can’t necessarily believe the response I am given at the time because a good provider is going to lead you to believe that you are really killing it, unless, of course, they want you to please stop. I realize it is silly of me to think I can get these ladies off with my kick ass skills, but I would still like to know if I was deft at all!

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Maybe it boils down to whether you have an SO or not. If you have an SO, she's the only one you have to worry about pleasing!

I think the guys who wan to be "reviewed" are letting their ego's run a bit wild-as for the ladies-they do run the risk of lying or hurting a customer's feelings since it "could " mean hey lose a client after the review.. especially if it's co ed vs a private review area for just the ladies to confirm, verify, safety, clean, d and d free, didn't stiff you on the money or tried to bargin your price etc...Guys are thinking and hoping they read, He fucks good, gives good head and left me an extra hundred.. the ladies will really be talking about "he took too long to cum, he has a limp dick even hard, his breath smelled, he slobbered all over me when tongue kissing," etc...

just saying...I believe TER tried this once and didn't work out..

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Originally Posted by DrSicilian

I think the guys who wan to be "reviewed" are letting their ego's run a bit wild-as for the ladies-they do run the risk of lying or hurting a customer's feelings since it "could " mean hey lose a client after the review.. especially if it's co ed vs a private review area for just the ladies to confirm, verify, safety, clean, d and d free, didn't stiff you on the money or tried to bargin your price etc...Guys are thinking and hoping they read, He fucks good, gives good head and left me an extra hundred.. the ladies will really be talking about "he took too long to cum, he has a limp dick even hard, his breath smelled, he slobbered all over me when tongue kissing," etc...

just saying...I believe TER tried this once and didn't work out..

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Lol, so true. I'm afraid there'd be a lot of shattered egos out there.

Lol. How many reviews have contained the line " after giving her several leg quaking O's"

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Originally Posted by WorkinWithWood

I totally dig this, but there is still a part of me that wishes to know how good I am at, say, daty. I can’t necessarily believe the response I am given at the time because a good provider is going to lead you to believe that you are really killing it, unless, of course, they want you to please stop. I realize it is silly of me to think I can get these ladies off with my kick ass skills, but I would still like to know if I was deft at all!

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I doubt there would be honesty in reviews in performance. The guys who tip the most and wait outside a parking lot for 30 minutes after an “unexpected delay” happens will have gleaming reviews I’m sure.

In certain cases, the simps who put providers first and themselves last would love an ego boost of a good review I’m sure. Speaking for myself… Would I be reviewed as the most likable? Probably not. I’d rather be seen as the most honest and fair.

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Originally Posted by Morgan Baby

Ladies and Gents,

We should have somebody open a discussion board for mutual fun. I’d love to review a man like he reviews me! Not just bitching behind the doors groups. I say that lovingly.. I have some great clients. I think we hear a lot of negative. We need to step up and be positive.

lol: I can list a good 15 men! ❤️ probably 20… just saying!

Ladies could give a list of great positive clients… It can be all positive. No negatives.. Men don’t want to waste money on too much fluff.. Fluff is fine but tell.. They want the real deal fun. Girls should make it real.. a great connection.

If enough ladies communicated it could save some verification problems. We could do a quick search.

How should I approach this subject? open a thread? Am I brave enough? Hell yeah!

MBaby is just saying…..

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My entire career was in the corporate/university/government world where feedback and ratings were common. You can't go into McDonalds, or just about any other commercial establishment, where we are not asked to provide feedback on quality, service and atmosphere.

I don't need X/10pt scale, or ratings on my performance, but private, informative/constructive provider feedback to me as a hobbyist is always welcome.

I often ask some of my long-term, frequent-flyer, providers what went well with the session, what did not go well. or other things that they might have enjoyed. I ask them to tell me the same, what's within my control needs that needs attention and for pointers on how to improve the quality of the session for both of us. Again, private conversations--no X/10pt scale.

They sometimes ask the same of me. Again, it's all on a personal, private one-on-one basis. Needless to say, I have learned a lot over 10+ years in hobby from the best ATX providers; and I try to be as good client and return to visit providers who have helped me improve within the hobby.

Now, if a providers said I need to got out and lose a few pounds, hit the gym and workout more (which is all true) don't really need to hear that). Just as I would not say same to a lady in the hobby.

I am sure the providers might easily establish an independent male review area in private lady's forum (or maybe they already have it) and I know many exchange appropriate information on the guys--that's why they ask for, and we provide the with references.

WRT to new providers (new to me) who have issues, I often simply move on--I don't want to cause issues. I am NOT going to tell a lady things that will hurt her feeling, especially something outside her immediate control That said, I would say something about: 1) needing to de-clutter an incall, 2) that it would be nice to have fresh towels, 3) bare minimum toiletries, or 4) nice to start the session on time, as examples of what I've said. That is, if she would like me to return.

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Originally Posted by Transylvania Count

Prompt to ChatGPT (Artificial Intelligence bot):
I am a slightly overweight 49 year old male. I need a funny review of my bad lovemaking technique.

ChatGPT response:
Title: "Fifty Shades of Awkward: A Hilarious Review of My Lovemaking Skills"

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, because today we're going to dive into the uncharted waters of my lovemaking skills – or should I say, lack thereof. Picture this: a 49-year-old slightly overweight dude attempting to woo his partner with the grace of a clumsy walrus trying to tango. Buckle up, because it's going to be a bumpy ride down the highway of hilarity.

Act 1: The Seduction Shuffle

Scene one opens with our protagonist attempting a sultry dance, which more closely resembles an overgrown penguin doing the moonwalk on an ice rink. The mood is set with dim lighting and soft music, but instead of a suave seduction, we get what can only be described as a 'dad dance-off' in slow motion. It's like John Travolta meets a rusty sprinkler system.

Act 2: The Misguided Foreplay

Ah, foreplay, the delicate art of setting the mood. In my case, it's more of a "where do I put my hands?" dilemma. Imagine a guy trying to recreate scenes from an action movie by turning his bedroom into a circus obstacle course. There's more fumbling than a blindfolded person trying to solve a Rubik's Cube.

Act 3: The Great Escape

The pièce de résistance is undoubtedly my attempt at the grand escape – removing clothing. It's like a scene from a magician's act gone wrong. Buttons fly, zippers snag, and socks end up in places where socks should never be. I'm like a contortionist trying to outdo Houdini, and trust me, Houdini is winning.

Act 4: The 'Epic' Main Event

Now, let's talk about the main event, the moment of truth. It's less "50 Shades of Grey" and more "50 Shades of 'Are you sure you've done this before?'" Think of it as a cross between a high-intensity workout and a game of Twister, where the only goal seems to be achieving new levels of awkwardness.

Curtain Call: The Aftermath

As the curtain falls, it's clear that my lovemaking technique deserves a standing ovation – not for its prowess but for its sheer audacity to make every moment memorable, if not exactly in the way one might hope.

So, there you have it, folks: a rib-tickling review of my less-than-stellar lovemaking skills. But hey, they say laughter is the best medicine, and if that's the case, my partner and I must be the healthiest couple on the planet. Remember, in the world of romance, sometimes it's the imperfections that make the best stories.

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Yupp I love all of it lol

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Originally Posted by baja22

Men are so predictable. Sadly, even when they pay for it they still wonder how they performed. Maybe I'm in the minority, but as long as I'm paying for it, it's all about me. The best providers are genuinely interested in what the guy wants and does it exactly how he wants it.

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Yeah when guys ask me what I like I politely remind them that's not what this is lol and plus I enjoy the fact I don't have to get the same experience all the time, hence why long term married couples get bored. If I told yall what I liked, that's what would happen all the time and it would lose its fun.

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Originally Posted by NativeAmerican

I doubt there would be honesty in reviews in performance. The guys who tip the most and wait outside a parking lot for 30 minutes after an “unexpected delay” happens will have gleaming reviews I’m sure.

In certain cases, the simps who put providers first and themselves last would love an ego boost of a good review I’m sure. Speaking for myself… Would I be reviewed as the most likable? Probably not. I’d rather be seen as the most honest and fair.

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Hey I like you! Lol

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Originally Posted by knottyman

Lol. How many reviews have contained the line " after giving her several leg quaking O's"

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I've had so many regulars tell me how much exaggerating and outright lying occur in reviews. I get a kick out of men who think women can fake O's with other men, but not with them. I've had regulars who enjoyed sessions as much as me, and I've had some who never got off because they didn't care to and just catered to me, which was fine by me.

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Originally Posted by NativeAmerican

I doubt there would be honesty in reviews in performance. The guys who tip the most and wait outside a parking lot for 30 minutes after an “unexpected delay” happens will have gleaming reviews I’m sure.

In certain cases, the simps who put providers first and themselves last would love an ego boost of a good review I’m sure. Speaking for myself… Would I be reviewed as the most likable? Probably not. I’d rather be seen as the most honest and fair.

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Well, I didn't want to use the word simp to be nice lol, but since you said it, yeah simp 100%. You wonder how many guys might be having sex with providers only?

Ok, All jokes aside… I agree that guys are paying and we as providers do need to amp it up! However, I have only seen 2 - 3 bad guys in 3 years! You guys are amazing! I honestly love having sex and getting to know you a little. I’m genuine… No bitching out of me! I’m 99 percent positive.

We can laugh and make some fun..Personally, I love laughing. ❤️❤️❤️

Y’all definitely have me laughing on this end! lol

Laughter and sex… Soul food!

Nympho girl…… No shame admitting it.

On other boards, there is a "vouch" option.

I've often wondered if a lady could go to my profile and add a "visitor message" - Saw Mike - he's a lot of fun and always a gentleman. I would see him again.

Not really a "review" just a "yes, he's safe". It wouldn't hurt my feelings if you added "he's great at DATY" :)

Not sure if the ladies would take that for screening or not. If so, seems very valuable.

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Originally Posted by Morgan Baby

Ok, All jokes aside… I agree that guys are paying and we as providers do need to amp it up! However, I have only seen 2 - 3 bad guys in 3 years!

I love amping it up with you!

I honestly love having sex and getting to know you a little. I’m genuine… No bitching out of me! I’m 99 percent positive.

I thought that i "might have noticed" you were having fun last visit. Never can tell. <joke> Seriously, you bring as much fun, laughter and enthusiasm to a session as anyone I know in the hobby. Please don't change.

We can laugh and make some fun..Personally, I love laughing. ❤️❤️❤️

I have noticed that the more you laugh, he more and harder you cum. Hope I am not giving away any secrets. ;-)

Y’all definitely have me laughing on this end! lol

Laughter and sex… Soul food!

Nympho girl…… No shame admitting it.

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Let's make that Multi-orgasmic Nympho Girl. :trampoline:

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Originally Posted by baja22

Men are so predictable. Sadly, even when they pay for it they still wonder how they performed. Maybe I'm in the minority, but as long as I'm paying for it, it's all about me. The best providers are genuinely interested in what the guy wants and does it exactly how he wants it.

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You would be my favorite client. Ijs

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Originally Posted by WorkinWithWood

I totally dig this, but there is still a part of me that wishes to know how good I am at, say, daty. I can’t necessarily believe the response I am given at the time because a good provider is going to lead you to believe that you are really killing it, unless, of course, they want you to please stop. I realize it is silly of me to think I can get these ladies off with my kick ass skills, but I would still like to know if I was deft at all!

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If we told everyone the truth, nobody would be back.

Here's facts, we care about your kindness and courtesy more than any sex act. I personally don't care about age, race, or size (unless it's uncomfortably large). We care about size of donation and being treated how we would like. The best times I remember in the hobby did not involve a orgasm.

Now the majority is definitely like me, but a very low percent like all the sex, porn star kinda sex, name calling and bdsm. And it's ok. It truly is.

So when a guy ask what I like and I draw a blank, well he doesn't really want to know.

Many gents who are older like the sensual and passionate touches, those are more for me. Not all men are alike, not all women are alike.

It's fun to read the reviews though, these use to be fun threads back in the day!

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Originally Posted by DrSicilian

I think the guys who wan to be "reviewed" are letting their ego's run a bit wild-as for the ladies-they do run the risk of lying or hurting a customer's feelings since it "could " mean hey lose a client after the review.. especially if it's co ed vs a private review area for just the ladies to confirm, verify, safety, clean, d and d free, didn't stiff you on the money or tried to bargin your price etc...Guys are thinking and hoping they read, He fucks good, gives good head and left me an extra hundred.. the ladies will really be talking about "he took too long to cum, he has a limp dick even hard, his breath smelled, he slobbered all over me when tongue kissing," etc...

just saying...I believe TER tried this once and didn't work out..

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Many sites tried this. It's good for laughs. I'm fortunate, many guys already know I'm to very honest, but they appreciate it. People are people even the ones with bad sexual performances. And those are some of the most humble people.

Truth is, the lonely industry. We are providers are just yearning for love. It's a very loveless industry full of loss and heartbreak and pain. More for some than others. So many of us scrape the bottom of a barrel for love.I have been guilty of that as well. So who wants to know the truth from someone who is broken? Lol

Yes it's a fun thread. And after many years I myself have found self love.(although I still have days of feeling lost). And I have spoken to VERY FEW sincerely happy providers. I love when a provider over comes and is at her best. Is the nympho she claims to be. I love the FEW who are happy till their retirement. Those few will be the ones to get a genuine review from.

The lady who made this thread seems like a 1 of a kind lady. She is having fun and loving the hobby. Let the fun and funny reviews commence

WRT MORGAN--the lady speaks the truth from what I know of her and the conversations and experiences we have had

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Originally Posted by mbrad789

On other boards, there is a "vouch" option.

I've often wondered if a lady could go to my profile and add a "visitor message" - Saw Mike - he's a lot of fun and always a gentleman. I would see him again.

Not really a "review" just a "yes, he's safe". It wouldn't hurt my feelings if you added "he's great at DATY" :)

Not sure if the ladies would take that for screening or not. If so, seems very valuable.

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----good idea and cheaper the another well known board you have to pay for it be vouched that some ladies like to use..

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Originally Posted by Anna Nikkole

Many sites tried this. It's good for laughs. I'm fortunate, many guys already know I'm to very honest, but they appreciate it. People are people even the ones with bad sexual performances. And those are some of the most humble people.

Truth is, the lonely industry. We are providers are just yearning for love. It's a very loveless industry full of loss and heartbreak and pain. More for some than others. So many of us scrape the bottom of a barrel for love.I have been guilty of that as well. So who wants to know the truth from someone who is broken? Lol

Yes it's a fun thread. And after many years I myself have found self love.(although I still have days of feeling lost). And I have spoken to VERY FEW sincerely happy providers. I love when a provider over comes and is at her best. Is the nympho she claims to be. I love the FEW who are happy till their retirement. Those few will be the ones to get a genuine review from.

The lady who made this thread seems like a 1 of a kind lady. She is having fun and loving the hobby. Let the fun and funny reviews commence

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--she is that--and I have been in this hobby-for better or worse-a long time--just my experience at least

..."and after many years, I myself have found self love".
And it has saved me anywhere from 160 to 300 a half hour!!

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Originally Posted by Morgan Baby

Ok, All jokes aside… I agree that guys are paying and we as providers do need to amp it up! However, I have only seen 2 - 3 bad guys in 3 years! You guys are amazing! I honestly love having sex and getting to know you a little. I’m genuine… No bitching out of me! I’m 99 percent positive.

We can laugh and make some fun..Personally, I love laughing. ❤️❤️❤️

Y’all definitely have me laughing on this end! lol

Laughter and sex… Soul food!

Nympho girl…… No shame admitting it.

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Morgan, we need to get better acquainted. :bigkiss:

It is understood that the whole point of hobbying is to have fun and, as a client, I should be the one having the most fun. But, this hobbyverse COULD be a lab for honing skills, right? I mean, there are skills involved which could be critiqued and perfected (or at least improved). Without feedback, you are in the dark, unless that feedback is your provider writhing and bucking and moaning to distraction(…ahhh, someday!) True, a poor review of a hobbyiest may result in them never returning, or it could be an opportunity to improve their performance.
I suppose I am being naive in thinking providers REALLY LIKE their work(although I know most would rather do something else, but the money is too good). Isn’t it worth making their work better? The client would reap the benefit! This is purely specultative talk and will probably never see the light of day, but you never know!
This all being said, if any of you ladies would like to help me hone my cunnilingual skills, HMU!