I've been starting to grow my beard out again and was wondering what the women thought about them. Is there such a thing as too long for a beard?
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I've been starting to grow my beard out again and was wondering what the women thought about them. Is there such a thing as too long for a beard?
One wouldn't think so, but... Bushy crazy unkept might be a turn off to some, it would be to me. Condition condition condition and trim! That's kinda like comparing to a bushy hoo ha, some just don't like it. I can't do fully shaved, to me it just doesn't look right on me.
As long as there isn't food in it, I don't see a problem, hahaha...
I finally shaved mine off. I don't know how many times I would stop at an OnCue and wash my mustache and part below my mouth so it wouldn't smell like pussy when I got home! Lol.
Mustard and relish were a last resort. I'd rather take a verbal beating from the wife about sneaking a hot dog than sneaking a muff dive.
Trimmed and conditioned please!
I love beards! Just keep them trimmed and soft. They feel good brushing against my skin.
Pussy juice is good conditioner for a beard
If you can pull of a beard..you can pull off my panties
My SO has a goatee..we call it "the goat".....I luv stroking the goat! In fact it has become kinda like a fetish to me!!
You'll never look at them the same again.
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-beard-challenge/
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Originally Posted by JBravo
Ye Gods and Great Goateed Ghosts! Funny stuff, JBravo.
Fancy sheepishly admits to wiggles and giggles during warm and woolly muff tickles. (A gentleman's beard would be the only hair apparent, as I'm bushwhacked bare down there.)
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Originally Posted by Suzanna Turner
In another life and time, Suzanna was once seated comfortably on my beard - she didn't seem to mind....
This is the only Beard I want right now at this moment, and later tonight too. #24 but in a 120ml bottle 0mg.
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Me, personally...
I absolutely LOVE them!!! Messy, rugged and long ones are my fav!! clean cut ones are always sexy as well ... I just love beards!!!
Can’t imagine not having a beard, mine has been in place for 40 ish years with never cutting it off.
Yeah me too. I’ve had my beard for 50 years or so, wouldn’t know how to act without it. I do keep it trimmed short and softened with beard conditioner and a generous supply of pussy juice. :)
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Yeah me too. I’ve had my beard for 50 years or so, wouldn’t know how to act without it. I do keep it trimmed short and softened with beard conditioner and a generous supply of pussy juice. :)
Really...baby I LUV riding that beard!
hahaha that just made me spit some coffee. Reminded me of a lunch time encounter once and went back to work and all i could smell was that juice in my beard for 4 hours. I actually kind of liked it to be honest...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lespaulmankc
I just shaved off my mustache for the first time in over 40 years.
@Roninok You sound like my ex. He would just stand there and kind pull down on his and look at me. I knew... Or he wouldn't wash his face before leaving.
lol. it lets the experience last a little longer in your mind if you dont wash it before leaving. They say that a womans pubic hair captures and emits pheromones from the genitals into the air, helping in the natural mating ritual. Maybe thats why i like it in my beard :)
As long as im the only one that can smell it and other dudes arent trying to creep up on my beard
So now anytime I'm out in public and see guys with beards, I'm going to be watching to see if they are indirectly tryna sniff another guy's face fur. That chit cracked me up!
Bro code - Never sniff another guy's face!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Blaze
Girls always love to stroke my beard/goatee and mention how soft it is. Then they always give me the same WTF look when I tell them to smell it. Haha,.. I use some kick ass beard balms and beard oils that smell wonderful. So once they do smell it they always cuddle up the get some more whiffs :)
I’ve even had a stripper track me down across the club, trying to find out who left that sweet smelling oil on her tits. I did apologize for putting too much on before going out,.. lesson learned (kind of like cologne, if you can smell it wearing it,, you went too far).
I love a thick, well maintained beard that’s soft. It tickles my whispering eye
MMM Jugg...I would so luv to sit on your beard!
what are the names of the cremes?? My guy just bought some and I wanna see if it is the smame.
The brand is Grave Before Shave. My favorites are Bay Rum, cigar&vanilla blend, and gentlemen’s blend. Can’t go wrong with any of thoseQuote:
Originally Posted by dallas4u
Product smells good, take my word for it