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With current situation having us shelter-in-place for the time being, like most others, my work and travel schedule has come to a grinding halt. Now that I have actual time for some debauchery, my question is what excuses/ideas are guys using to get out of the house to go and play with their favorite providers? With my SO in the house with me I got to come up with something!!! I need a playdate!
How bout you want to go look at guns?
Sounds plausible to me, everyone's out shopping for that as well, and you can never have too many..
Just come back empty handed, and tell her folks done bought up all the guns.. It would be true, as I myself been out there..
Pardon me OP but are you aware we are in a state of emergency? Have you heard people are asked to stay home? Your cavalier attitude puts the ladies at risk, your SO at risk as well as yourself. Are you Superman in that virus does not affect you?
if you are single and live alone, you risk yourself and the person you are seeing but IMHO, your SO deserves more respect. Maybe tell her you are going to the funeral home to purchase a prepaid funeral plan.
Excellent idea about :shooting::pistols::blaster::nicethread::cheerlead er::goodjob:
Yes Champagne that's a good idea.
Please keep the negative quips to yourself. They're are still men out here mongering and yes married ones as well. There are still ladies as well providing services. If you wish to sit this one out that's fine, but don't come on here trying to discourage others. That's not what this site is about. This site has never been about morals for the married man either.Quote:
Originally Posted by DocHoliday
To everyone else keep it humpin' and Happy Hobbying!!!
“Honey! I just heard that they have toilet paper at the Wal-Mart in Hondo! I’ll be back in 4 hours!” (PS: Come home with TP.)
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Originally Posted by GeorgeDRII
Say that you are going out to stock up on food. Stock up first (non fridge if possible. Get all that is needed then go Hobbying,Tell SO that you were out finding the veddles. Also--You can say you volunteered at the Food BankQuote:
Originally Posted by tim_29m
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Originally Posted by GeorgeDRII
Love this hilarious thread question.
and yep, there will be a great divide. Unfortunately anything anyone preaches regarding staying home will just not work ON THIS SITE.
Nice response.
It may have to take someone coming on here to say, hey guys I tested positive today .... for anyone to truly start pulling back. Hell, maybe they still won’t. Lol.
You are going out to try and find toilet paper. And by the way, you will come back empty handed even if it were true.
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Originally Posted by GeorgeDRII
Just for the fact of the comment.
Also Tim, you can say you're out looking for the Stimulus Check. Not very stimulating right now though is it.
Going fishing. Give you several hours. Just don't forget your gear. No where did I see something like this? Lol
Great replies guys...(DocHoliday withstanding!) After today's order of shelter in place order, getting out is going to be even trickier! Was definitely thinking food bank and possibly helping out at school cafeteria's...(been in foodservice my whole adult life)
George - Thanks for clapping back at Doc...my words would have been much harsher. Just trying to have a lil fun in the world during this messed up time! Great advice CB and thanks for chiming in Ezra!!
Everyone stay safe.
Why don’t you just tell your SO, hey baby I know the world is in a crisis and anyone could be a carrier as almost nobody has been tested here and the numbers keep rising even right in our own city and parts of the world are nearly crumbling because idiots refuse to stay home, but fuck everyone else and that you will be back by dinner
I gave an honest suggestion that his actions seem to entirely support. Not animosity, a dose of truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Universal
I can always get tp from the front desk lol u can bring home one roll
Either I take PTO from work and go play
or I say I’m playing tennis somewhere I know she won’t go to, and then go play. Only issue there is there is if it rains then there goes my excuse...