roses are red
violets are blue
SUCK MY DICK!!
...needs a lil work
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roses are red
violets are blue
SUCK MY DICK!!
...needs a lil work
Chuckle. Here's one in the classic 3-line style of 5-7-5 syllables:
Lovely lass on knees
looks up lustfully, and then
swallows mightily.
^ Silly sir, that's a limerick, not a haiku!
There once was a lad who was proud
of his cock, which was hugely endowed.
The shadow he cast
was so joyously vast
he crowed like a rooster quite loud!
I know mine wasn’t haiku. I just like limericks. I hope that didn’t qualify as a highjack. :threadhijacked::giggles:
Just don't hijack my Fancy original poetry here, chihuahua copyrighted.
A wee woof stands in the sun
barks at a tree, takes off at a run.
A squirrel chatters in protest.
Who guards the nuts?
But to keep this Hobby-oriented...
Quick, chick, lick my wick!
I will bone you with my stick!
Make my dick stiff and thick!
Then the cash you may pick!
Chuckle.
Ok, back on topic. A James original haiku just for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
Mod Fancyinheels
Keeps us old mongers in line
Then feeds her wee woofs
:kiss:
Hahaha!
Goodnight, lads!
Goodnight, lassies!
May Irish fleas
not bite your assies!
This shit is crazy
My dick is hard as a rock
I need some release.
.
.
.
Damn. I just accidentally prematurely haikued myself.
Anyone got a Kleenex.
Dayum knotty......you have way to much time on your hands:twothumbs:
You can like me.
You can fight me.
But if the 2nd, you can bite me!
Time isn't exactly what's on my hands.Quote:
Originally Posted by hardroad69
I still need that Kleenex!
:lol:
Such talent!!! By all of you!!! I'm impressed;) :D
My Haiku for this thread......
Knotty is funny,
Fancy is very pretty,
Both, pretty funny!
Respectfully,
OldSarge
Ahhhh, shucks, thanks!
Here's a limerick for you:
There once was a fellow named Sarge,
a fine lad known by and large.
He made lassies squeal
with a touch and a feel
then showed them a robust discharge!
And one for the OP:
A man with a very hard wood,
admired wherever he stood,
looked for a naughty
to polish his knotty
and hammered whoever he could!
Back to haiku for lovinglifeinaustin:
Austin weirdness is
not overblown; can't ever
have enough BJs!
Sixty nine plus one
A tonguing buffet for some
Her, her and I cum
Ladyj and I
Counting our cums one to five
One two three four five
Splendid verses, lads! Who knew the Hobby was so poetic! :lol:
Bedroom frolics make
wicked weekends wonderful!
Let's all get it on!
WEEKDAYS too!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
Fancy, I nominate you as the poet laureate of our Hobbyverse.
:cheers::twothumbs::goodjob::bowdown::love:
****, tricks, and weirdos
Chicanery and bullshit
Something's gotta give...
Dang! That may be a bit of a dark view of the hobby. I put fingers to keyboard and that's what the mind of Ol' JS came up with. I wonder what that says about me? :headknife:
Thoughts?
Peace
Well, this WAS a positive thread purely for lighthearted entertainment... chuckle. Alas, perception, presentation, and/or experiences in our immoral pursuit can on occasion be demoralizing, and no argument that there are numerous examples of bad behavior. However, thankfully there are still many, many, MANY honorable participants in P4P fulfilling their lustful fantasies as promised and without drama.
Back to less-depressing haiku meter:
Desire for hire is
carnal convenience, a treat
to reward yourself.
And one more:
Alluring draw of
animal magnetism;
pussy and doggy.
And another limerick (which really IS a city in Ireland), just because I'm a Celtic lass and like them:
There once was a lass from old Limerick
ready and willing to give a lick.
She sucked on the stones,
tongue-polished the bones,
and paid for her cottage with dick!
Awesome Fancy thanks for the positive spin on things
I certainly espouse a "cheeky" brand of humor regarding all aspects of this hobby.
Let's give it another go.
Tender pink buttholes
Keep Ol' JS in the game
You rockin' a #BHILF?
I reckon that's a bit on the lighter side. It is the best Ol' JS could do on this short a notice. :nicethread:
#NBHLB
Peace, Love, and #BHILF
JS
Rat shit, bat shit. Dirty old twat.
69 douche bags tied in a knot,
Eat shit, lick clit, Gonorrhea goo;
We are team OH2, So, Fuck You Uncle LEO!
^ YUK!!! That's a visual image I could do without, VG, especially over lunch!
Another limerick:
There once was a Hobby cafe
that kept all our hungers at bay.
Its name was H2,
a place where we knew
we could eat at the bawdy buffet!
And a haiku:
What's on the menu?
Yummy DATY and Blowjobs!
Table or take-out?
Fancy you are amazing! :kiss::bowdown::love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
A little haiku ditty I sent to a woman yesterday as a reminder of our date today...she tends to oversleep and sometimes misses appointments.
Mark your calendar
And then set your alarm clock
See you tomorrow
:smile: