We’ve all been there. I’m sure. Everyone has a distinctive sound when cumming. Whether it’s hobby related or not. Has a sexual noise turned you off instead of turning you on? Share your stories.
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We’ve all been there. I’m sure. Everyone has a distinctive sound when cumming. Whether it’s hobby related or not. Has a sexual noise turned you off instead of turning you on? Share your stories.
YES! YES! Thank you Alyssa for bringing this up.
It’s distracting to hear a woman faking moans and yea baby ooh baby, coaxing me to cum. It’s difficult enough for this old man, and I truly appreciate those that are patient with me, but sometimes those noises just make it worse. I know they are just trying to be helpful, but maybe next time I will find a tactful way to have her stop.
On another subject, there are queefs. I hope no woman I see is embarrassed when they happen to her. I think they’re cute and endearing.
Sounds are simply one of the five senses so important to an erotic experience. I love them all.
I’m sure the fake moans can be a definite turn off. I have queefed before and apologized. It is embarrassing for me anyway! Good to know you guys find it endearing.
Soooo, belting out "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling" at the top of my lungs like an inebriated banshee might not be well received in bed? Dang it! Out comes the mouth muzzle, I guess. (Insert gagging joke of choice here.)
And on that note, goodnight, all, and pleasant wet dreams!
No singing, please. It ruins my concentration...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajr0RleV_Fk
I’m not sure if it qualifies as a sex noise but a young lady and I had been out for a few drinks and went back to her place. We got comfortable and she spread herself open for some Doc DATY. Well, she is wiggling and moaning for about 5 min. then the moaning stopped. Then the wiggling stopped. After like another minute, the snoring started!! :zzzs:
I’m thinking, well... I guess we are done here. I stop the DATY, get dressed, leave the full donation on the dresser and lock door behind me as I leave. So if snoring counts as a sex noise, there you have it.
BTW, I get a call the next day saying “Oh sorry, I must have passed out last night but thanks for leaving the full donation and locking the door behind you.” “You’re welcome”...I guess????
^ Oh wow. That’s so wrong!
It’s all good. We just laugh about it now from time to time. Got a no cost make up session a few days later. In fact, I will be seeing her later today. She is cooking dinner. I’m bringing the drinks and probably will do a sleepover with her at which time we will make some other sex noises like creating a mattress spring choir and “slap, slap, slap, slap” It’s safe to say, we enjoy each other’s company.
I personally like the woman’s sex noises. Not going to say which one does which noise, but here a few of my favorites.
1. When she’s giving a BJ, she will pull off and go MMmmmm, before she heads back down. She also giggles when she comes.
2. A couple like to moan and make slurping noises while they’re Blowing you. It’s obvious they love giving head.
Don’t like the fake moans. You touch their pussy and the moaning starts, just like a porn video.
I'd rather hear the sex noises than nothing at all.
I luv hearing n saying dirry talk!
I once had a gent in Albuquerque visit me for a 2hr play...he came in and barely said anything..then laid still and didnt say a word for an hour n half while I sucked his cock ..... then after he came I couldnt shut him up!
I did enjoy the noises Charliee used to make while giving a bj. Real enthusiasm.
It’s fun to be fucking on squeaky beds, imagining what the neighbors might be thinking.
I prefer real sex noises or nothing at all. I would like forget it is a service, so manufactured and canned sex noises are a no-no.
^^^^Very true bm......Nobody likes the fake shit.....and as mentioned above Alyssa, nothing wrong or embarrassing about queefs, pussy farts or snatch blasts....lets you know the poon is purring and your hitting that shit right. My fav sex sound is, and will always be a wet, nasty, sloppy, ball licking bbbj that sounds like a Shop-Vac skimming the top of a pond....
Yup^ I def make that noise. LOL. Some guys aren't into ball licking and it just blows my mind.
I'm dead serious. Lol. Happened just the other day.
It’s a major turn on for me when the guy moans & squirms, while I’m giving head! I’m all about dirty talk during as well. As for when I’m receiving pleasure- I don’t do the fake moaning, or fake noises.. if the dick & daty are good- I’m genuinely vocal. A good set of balls to lick & juggle make it more fun..
I hate when a guy is dead silent when we play...comeon baby make some noise,talk dirty to me..lets throwdown!!
I luv it when a guy makes my pussy talk.
I had a guy moan so load that it startled me and I fell off my massage table. I have never heard another human being bellow like he did. It started low in his chest and it got louder and louder and boom off I went!
The ladies laugh at my high pitched squeals.
Keep those slurping noises going, that shit is hot
Are ladies telling the truth when they tell the guy he has a big dick? Maybe they say this to all tricks.
I know ladies fake their moans and sounds but what about when they say “fuuuuck...”and “shhhhit...” quietly underneath their breath? Is that fake too?
I’m just curious because I get that sometimes and was wondering if they’re just trying to run that game on a trick ass n*g*a
The over the top LOUD grunting like they are auditioning for a porn flick....grrrr...seriously stop with the theatrics...
She needs to be quiet if she's into making fake noises. That shit is a turnoff.
I'm into noises especially during oral and them trying to move away when getting close. I'm very vocal and can be loud so it seems like a porno, nothing a gag ball can't fix
Use a nut sack until you try a ball gag? There is always a solution ...