Anal Advice

So I’m not calling out names but omg guys why are you guys such goobs!! If you guys wanna play with the asshole be it a finger or a thumb or even actually use your cock!! for the love of God use lube or spit well spit is okay while using fingers or a thumb obviously lube for anal! It fucking hurts when your pussy is getting eaten out and then boom out of nowhere here comes the damn pinky and my ass is dry as fuck you can freaking cut the asshole like that plus it fucking kills the mood. Like would you like it when you are getting a big or DT and then boom here comes a finger your ass without spit you guys will freaking cry! Anyways that’s my little rant it has happened a few times and just want to give you guys some heads up on the ass finger play!! No hard feelings

Hmmmm! I am sure its fun going in the back door, but I always use the front door after knocking and I enter slowly, never just rush in!

Him: You have no tits and your pussy is too tight!
Her: Get off my back!

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Originally Posted by CoverMe

Him: You have no tits and your pussy is too tight!
Her: Get off my back!

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..... him: cover me , I am going in the front door! ...her: duck, and don't bump your head!..... Mokoa, we are still in the subject?

I always DATO for awhile before I try anything anal. Gio25 you have such a cute asshole it just begs to be licked. I'm going to have to see you sometime.

"Shocker" :giggles:

Who even does that without invitation?! :lol:

No! See that's what scares me to offer it, is that some of boys have no respect for the brown eyed starfish!

I've enjoyed anal before but with a friend of 15 years plus ha ha

Maybe a 101 ASS class as a sticky (don't let it get lost in the sauce) for those that wish to venture or continuing to venture. I know to each their own but reading tips from experts are always a plus. Wait do we have a thread already on how to visit "Greece"?

Curious Lace

Where is Mathguy, when we need him?!
He wrote assays on this subject!

No shocker: 101 Ass Class Bahahahah!
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Here is great discussion on lube: https://home.ourhome2.net/showthread...-Favorite-Lube

Always ask before venturing there. And always
With lube and trimmed nails. Don’t want any
Accidents!

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Originally Posted by eagle eye

Always ask before venturing there. And always
With lube and trimmed nails. Don’t want any
Accidents!

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I thought I saw a comment by you on one of the treads, about nails, when I was searching for lube comments by mathguy.

Nails are no-no!

Now here we go again, I don't do anal because the front door was made for us men to go in, back door only for one purpose, but never the less a provider once commented to me, that doing anal bare was safer, but no, its not my thing, was she right? No silly answers please.

This was definitely a big bowl of wrong and completely avoidable, even for a butthole noob.

Please allow Ol' JS to offer an apology on behalf of the experienced and capable buttfuckers out there. Misguided, over-eager, and clumsy dipshits like that give butt stuff a bad name. What's really sad is that all of us got buttholes, so the essentials of cutting and filing your nails, making sure there is some lube involved, and properly telegraphing the "big move" really should be basic common sense and courtesy. :hardhead:

Ol' JS is about achieving mutual pleasure and delivering assgasms. If any of you ladies wanna see what all the fuss is about, holler at your Starbaby! Bet. :pimp:

Thanks for the entertaining and educational read, Gio. Better luck next time. :twothumbs:

Peace, Love, and #BHILF

JS

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Originally Posted by Jefferson Starfish

This was definitely a big bowl of wrong and completely avoidable, even for a butthole noob.

Please allow Ol' JS to offer an apology on behalf of the experienced and capable buttfuckers out there. Misguided, over-eager, and clumsy dipshits like that give butt stuff a bad name. What's really sad is that all of us got buttholes, so the essentials of cutting and filing your nails, making sure there is some lube involved, and properly telegraphing the "big move" really should be basic common sense and courtesy. :hardhead:

Ol' JS is about achieving mutual pleasure and delivering assgasms. If any of you ladies wanna see what all the fuss is about, holler at your Starbaby! Bet. :pimp:

Thanks for the entertaining and educational read, Gio. Better luck next time. :twothumbs:

Peace, Love, and #BHILF

JS

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…..And stilll thinking JS…..

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Originally Posted by ttmax

never the less a provider once commented to me, that doing anal bare was safer, but no, its not my thing, was she right?

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She was unquestionably wrong in the most egregious way. The fact that there are people out there who might think this is scary :sad:

Anal sex is more risky at factor of 200-350x that of vaginal sex! :shocked: ^{[study reference link]}

The link above shows us that in one study receptive anal sex had a 3.4% chance of infection on each sexual occurrence with an HIV infected partner. The same receptive vaginal sex was only .01% (yes, that's just 1/100th of 1% - e.g. 1 in 10,000). That means anal in that case was 340+ times more likely to cause HIV infection. In other words? It's about 1 in 29 encounters versus 1 in 10,000. :shocked:

For example, why do you think gay men always had such a stigma with HIV? It's b/c their main intercourse realted activity is extremely high risk. So if they were doing it bare it would be rampant in their community. In hetero communities the likelihood of HIV for PIV sex, even more so today, is so insanely low that it was never equated with catching HIV. That's the reason.

You really don't want to do bare anal sex except within a committed relationship, or possibly where you have been strictly tested on a routine basis (such as how the porn industry operates).

The problem is the sphincter is very tight and the epithelium lining the rectum can tear, or even cause small nonvisible micro-tears, which leads to blood exposure. Blood is the #1 vector for most pathogens but especially so with HIV.

So, yea, don't do bare anal sex. Just don't. Extremely risky. :shocked:

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Originally Posted by Jefferson Starfish

This was definitely a big bowl of wrong and completely avoidable, even for a butthole noob.

Please allow Ol' JS to offer an apology on behalf of the experienced and capable buttfuckers out there. Misguided, over-eager, and clumsy dipshits like that give butt stuff a bad name. What's really sad is that all of us got buttholes, so the essentials of cutting and filing your nails, making sure there is some lube involved, and properly telegraphing the "big move" really should be basic common sense and courtesy. :hardhead:

Ol' JS is about achieving mutual pleasure and delivering assgasms. If any of you ladies wanna see what all the fuss is about, holler at your Starbaby! Bet. :pimp:

Thanks for the entertaining and educational read, Gio. Better luck next time. :twothumbs:

Peace, Love, and #BHILF

JS

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For the love of all things Unholy, PLEASE start a blog, or provide the link if you already author one. Your interludes are entertaining enough to yield a helluva following. :rockon:

On topic, if I like ya, butt stuff may happen. Lube or spit is always a prerequisite.

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…..And stilll thinking JS…..

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That would be dreamy! You have a world class ass!

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For the love of all things Unholy, PLEASE start a blog, or provide the link if you already author one. Your interludes are entertaining enough to yield a helluva following. :rockon:

On topic, if I like ya, butt stuff may happen. Lube or spit is always a prerequisite.

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Your tender pink paradise beckons, Berry...

I will certainly attest that both of you ladies are rockin' #BHILFs that I would absolutely love to experience! Thanks for the love on this thread. It appears my master plan is now in motion...

https://media1.tenor.com/images/ee14...temid=13932755

Dang! Y'all done went got Ol' JS all hot and bothered...

Peace, Love, and #BHILF

JS

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+1
…..And stilll thinking JS…..

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I definitely can help you brainstorm!!!!

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Originally Posted by Gio25

So I’m not calling out names but omg guys why are you guys such goobs!! If you guys wanna play with the asshole be it a finger or a thumb or even actually use your cock!! for the love of God use lube or spit well spit is okay while using fingers or a thumb obviously lube for anal! It fucking hurts when your pussy is getting eaten out and then boom out of nowhere here comes the damn pinky and my ass is dry as fuck you can freaking cut the asshole like that plus it fucking kills the mood. Like would you like it when you are getting a big or DT and then boom here comes a finger your ass without spit you guys will freaking cry! Anyways that’s my little rant it has happened a few times and just want to give you guys some heads up on the ass finger play!! No hard feelings

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So I got an idea for these kinda guys. If they start to do that just tell them
"oh baby, I love it, mmmmm... I'm gonna shit all over your finger and hand baby! Keep going! It's coming! Omg I have diarrhea too! Babe you're in for a treat! A Hershey style treat! Mmmm......yes! Do it... oh yes here it comes...". :giggles: :lol: hahaha lmao

Then be like, "can we stop for a min? I'm sorry it's just not working now, and I really need to take a huge shit. But when I get finnished don't you worry babe you can eat my shithole clean!".

Bwahahah. I'll never understand some of these butthole connoisseurs. :rolleyes: It's one thing to get all worked up while doing daty and just wander around a bit and lick someone dato style for a bit that's also super clean but to wanna dig in their ass and get all up in there where the doodoo goes?? Haha. No thx. Wtf? :shocked: :rolleyes:

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So I got an idea for these kinda guys. If they start to do that just tell them
"oh baby, I love it, mmmmm... I'm gonna shit all over your finger and hand baby! Keep going! It's coming! Omg I have diarrhea too! Babe you're in for a treat! A Hershey style treat! Mmmm......yes! Do it... oh yes here it comes...". :giggles: :lol: hahaha lmao

Then be like, "can we stop for a min? I'm sorry it's just not working now, and I really need to take a huge shit. But when I get finnished don't you worry babe you can eat my shithole clean!".

Bwahahah. I'll never understand some of these butthole connoisseurs. :rolleyes: It's one thing to get all worked up while doing daty and just wander around a bit and lick someone dato style for a bit that's also super clean but to wanna dig in their ass and get all up in there where the doodoo goes?? Haha. No thx. Wtf? :shocked: :rolleyes:

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OK, good. That’s your first non-analytical post in, like, forever. You can stay.

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OK, good. That’s your first non-analytical post in, like, forever. You can stay.

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Haha :tongue: Well, thank you mista CoverMe. I salute you! :usa2:

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Originally Posted by mathguy

So I got an idea for these kinda guys. If they start to do that just tell them
"oh baby, I love it, mmmmm... I'm gonna shit all over your finger and hand baby! Keep going! It's coming! Omg I have diarrhea too! Babe you're in for a treat! A Hershey style treat! Mmmm......yes! Do it... oh yes here it comes...". :giggles: :lol: hahaha lmao

Then be like, "can we stop for a min? I'm sorry it's just not working now, and I really need to take a huge shit. But when I get finnished don't you worry babe you can eat my shithole clean!".

Bwahahah. I'll never understand some of these butthole connoisseurs. :rolleyes: It's one thing to get all worked up while doing daty and just wander around a bit and lick someone dato style for a bit that's also super clean but to wanna dig in their ass and get all up in there where the doodoo goes?? Haha. No thx. Wtf? :shocked: :rolleyes:

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Omg that’s genius!!! I absolutely love it! Might try it next time. It’s just a few guys are getting excited with the fibers and don’t use spit and when the do next time I’m definitely gonna have to say this

Don't say that! It might scar the guy for life... LOLOL

Have you ever noticed how some (younger) folks drive? And that is AFTER a Driver's Ed course.

As someone else said, you can't fix stupid. Stupid guys have never bothered to engage their brain and realize the need for lube or other care that needs to be taken for trips to Greece. The possibility if them reading tips from the experts is right up there with common sense. By the way, common sense isn't.

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Originally Posted by Elizabeth Lace

No! See that's what scares me to offer it, is that some of boys have no respect for the brown eyed starfish!

I've enjoyed anal before but with a friend of 15 years plus ha ha

Maybe a 101 ASS class as a sticky (don't let it get lost in the sauce) for those that wish to venture or continuing to venture. I know to each their own but reading tips from experts are always a plus. Wait do we have a thread already on how to visit "Greece"?

Curious Lace

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Sounds to me like MathGuy is talking about being served a chili dog. A few of us have been there. And yes, it is just about the fastest way to lose an erection. At least for me... :giggles:

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Sounds to me like MathGuy is talking about being served a chili dog. A few of us have been there. And yes, it is just about the fastest way to lose an erection. At least for me... :giggles:

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Been there. Done that.

Ol' JS strictly pursues a #BYOE (Bring Your Own Enema) buttfucking policy these days as a result of these unfortunate incidents. It is a simple, yet essential step. I find the ladies appreciate this type of thoughtfulness. I get playful with administering the enema, so it counts as foreplay. My mama raised a gentleman, that much I'll tell you.

I have not suffered the dreaded chili dog since initiating this policy. I highly recommend other buttfuckers do the same.

Peace, Love, and #BHILF

JS

^ Actually I think this little anecdote is also among the fastest ways to lose an erection... haha. :giggles:

Sorry, not trying to hate but that whole thing reads like a comedy skit. I almost thought it was at first. :shocked: Hehe. Yikes. Not my thing at all. Nope. Uh uh. :nono: To each their own and all that stuff, but yea I don't get it. :noidea: IJS

Ass101. Love to give THAT final...

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Originally Posted by CoverMe

OK, good. That’s your first non-analytical post in, like, forever. You can stay.

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He is referring to MathGuy

+1

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Originally Posted by JFLYER

He is referring to MathGuy

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Ok wait..... does this mean you'd all like it if I blathered a lot more and made some little funnies? :tongue: :giggles: hehe ;p teasin of course

Yes, please:lol:

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Yes, please:lol:

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Roger that Alex! :usa2: I'll do my best! :tongue:

LOL

Isn’t that why gals charge extra for Greek. To take the time and expense to do a proper clean out and loosen her sphincter?
I’ve known gals who said anal is like having a second vagina and some who just preferred Greek.

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Originally Posted by Jefferson Starfish

Been there. Done that.

Ol' JS strictly pursues a #BYOE (Bring Your Own Enema) buttfucking policy these days as a result of these unfortunate incidents. It is a simple, yet essential step. I find the ladies appreciate this type of thoughtfulness. I get playful with administering the enema, so it counts as foreplay. My mama raised a gentleman, that much I'll tell you.

I have not suffered the dreaded chili dog since initiating this policy. I highly recommend other buttfuckers do the same.

Peace, Love, and #BHILF

JS

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The dreaded chili dog isn't that common, in my experience. In my prior life, my amateur girlfriends often didn't know that I'd be boning them and had no opportunity to clean up. I'd estimate that I had Greek about 300 times with them, and got two slight chili dogs in that time. Just saying... And since the girls went pro, I've had exactly 0 chili dogs. Butt that's just me...

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The dreaded chili dog isn't that common, in my experience. In my prior life, my amateur girlfriends often didn't know that I'd be boning them and had no opportunity to clean up. I'd estimate that I had Greek about 300 times with them, and got two slight chili dogs in that time. Just saying... And since the girls went pro, I've had exactly 0 chili dogs. Butt that's just me...

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...Godfather.

https://y.yarn.co/c345c119-0c4a-4fec...4d26f_text.gif

I'll take your word for it.

I reckon you must have better karma than I got. :bowdown:

I'm gonna stick with my #BYOE policy, though.

Peace, Love, and #BHILF

JS

Hey, JS - I'm not critical of your approach - it sounds like fun as well as clean! Just one more play option... I'm just not scared of a little chili. A lot of chili, yeah, I'm scared :-)

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Originally Posted by OldYeller2

Hey, JS - I'm not critical of your approach - it sounds like fun as well as clean! Just one more play option... I'm just not scared of a little chili. A lot of chili, yeah, I'm scared :-)

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Well you don't want to get chili dogged that's for sure. Then it might turn your stomach to eat real chili dogs blahhh!