#NBHLB No Butthole Left Behind
This was definitely a big bowl of wrong and completely avoidable, even for a butthole noob.
Please allow Ol' JS to offer an apology on behalf of the experienced and capable buttfuckers out there. Misguided, over-eager, and clumsy dipshits like that give butt stuff a bad name. What's really sad is that all of us got buttholes, so the essentials of cutting and filing your nails, making sure there is some lube involved, and properly telegraphing the "big move" really should be basic common sense and courtesy. :hardhead:
Ol' JS is about achieving mutual pleasure and delivering assgasms. If any of you ladies wanna see what all the fuss is about, holler at your Starbaby! Bet. :pimp:
Thanks for the entertaining and educational read, Gio. Better luck next time. :twothumbs:
Peace, Love, and #BHILF
JS
#BHILF Butthole I'd Like to Fuck
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Originally Posted by
Enticing.Orchid
+1
…..And stilll thinking JS…..
That would be dreamy! You have a world class ass!
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Originally Posted by
Berry Skyes
For the love of all things Unholy, PLEASE start a blog, or provide the link if you already author one. Your interludes are entertaining enough to yield a helluva following. :rockon:
On topic, if I like ya, butt stuff may happen. Lube or spit is always a prerequisite.
Your tender pink paradise beckons, Berry...
I will certainly attest that both of you ladies are rockin' #BHILFs that I would absolutely love to experience! Thanks for the love on this thread. It appears my master plan is now in motion...
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Dang! Y'all done went got Ol' JS all hot and bothered...
Peace, Love, and #BHILF
JS
#BYOE Bring Your Own Enema
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Originally Posted by
TheSalamander
Sounds to me like MathGuy is talking about being served a chili dog. A few of us have been there. And yes, it is just about the fastest way to lose an erection. At least for me... :giggles:
Been there. Done that.
Ol' JS strictly pursues a #BYOE (Bring Your Own Enema) buttfucking policy these days as a result of these unfortunate incidents. It is a simple, yet essential step. I find the ladies appreciate this type of thoughtfulness. I get playful with administering the enema, so it counts as foreplay. My mama raised a gentleman, that much I'll tell you.
I have not suffered the dreaded chili dog since initiating this policy. I highly recommend other buttfuckers do the same.
Peace, Love, and #BHILF
JS