I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
lol
Any new deez nuts jokes?
I ALMOST had a 3way last night.
I just needed 2 more people.
Without attitude it’s just another day in HyVee or Walmart!
My wife likes to do it with the lights out. I don’t mind that but it’s the hiding that’s so cruel.
Have you heard of the Greek hero Bophades?
He was one of the heroes who fought in the Trojan War, and although his story is similar to that of Achilles it is not nearly as well-known. You see, when Bophades was a child his mother dipped him into the river Styx to make him invincible in battle, just like Achilles. However, unlike Achilles, who was held by his heel while submerged, Bophades' mother held him by his groin, which became the only part of his body to remain vulnerable to attack. So while you may already be familar with Achilles heel, I'll bet you have never before heard of Bophades nuts.
What does a robot do at an orgy?
He nuts and bolts
What kind of Bees produce milk
Boobees
An AI that passes the Turing test is not as scary as one who fails it intentionally.
Jom Deep
What is the lamest type of bee?
A Bee-otch
Me: What's up, copper.
Police Officer: Hi
Me: Would you like One of these or Both of these?
Police Officer: Both of what?
Me: Bophades Nuts
Police Officer: [tases both of my nuts]
Shout out to Shmafty for inspiration
Damn you, Schmafty. Just realized that Bophades isn't real. But this comic strip about Eminem from around the Millenium is real funny.
https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/pi...f7_1687058.jpg
A man is in the exam room at the ophthalmologist waiting for the eye doctor.
The doctor walks in, takes a look and says, "Well, sir, you're going to have to stop masturbating."
"Oh god, why is that?", asks the man.
Doctor sighs, "Because I'm trying to give you an eye exam."
Two nuns are riding bikes in an old town in France, and take a turn down an alley.
One nun says, "Oh, I’ve never come this way before!"
The other says, "Me neither, I think it’s the cobblestones!"
I have pretty much a dry sense of humor VERY much like Ron White.
Some comics for yall today:
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