Hi,
Just curious who’s a fan? I personally didn’t get much out of TUMA. I know some people are it it. I am down for DATO but I’m curious if ladies even like it or if it’s just something you let us do.
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Hi,
Just curious who’s a fan? I personally didn’t get much out of TUMA. I know some people are it it. I am down for DATO but I’m curious if ladies even like it or if it’s just something you let us do.
I love dato! Just feels very good, pretty relaxing actually.
I enjoy both giving and receiving DATO/TUMA especially when I experienced it from the sexy sexy JadeRose ; )
However it’s not a deal breaker if it’s not on the menu
Not really my thing as a giver or receiver.
I never was into it UNTIL … then came the day. OMG she was sexy and her IOP I seriously doubt was an illusion at all. It started in the parking lot as I watched her arrive. She got out of her car, opened the back door and bent in to get something. As I watched I immediately noticed she wasn’t wearing any panties. I stared in awe as this gorgeous brunette whom I’d seen once before was displaying the most gorgeous ass and pussy I think I’d even seen. To top it off, it’s about 38 degrees outside.
I watch her enter the hotel and then text me about a minute later, letting me know she’d just arrived. She’d already informed me she would be a couple minutes late as she got caught in morning traffic. So I waited. Thankfully the wait was very short lived.
I got the green light and in a flash I was knocking on her door. There she stood before me; see through top and no panties. She loved to laugh and I knew this so I shared my little spying episode with her which seemed to only ad fuel to the fire that was quickly building. I stopped to take a few pictures as I was learning photography and couldn’t think of a more perfect model than this lovely vixen standing now naked before me.
In no time we were entwined in passionate kisses, arms and legs wrapped around the other, bodies tingling with lust fulfill desire to bring the other to the peak of ecstasy as quickly as possible. While enjoying her orally I ventured into TUHA and felt her body tense with delight as my tongue caressed the tight opening that would soon engulf my rock hard cock where I would explode in sheer delight. In no time her legs were quivering and tightening around my head as she reached her first of several electrifying orgasms. I couldn’t believe the sense of pleasure and accomplishment I felt having brought her to such heights of pleasure.
That pleasure reciprocated itself as she turned her attention to me. First with a bbbj that I never wanted to end, then 69, missionary, doggie, and cowgirl, finally landing back in missionary where Greek was initiated and brought me to completion.
I’m usually a one-shot-wonder, but she would have none of that. After a few minutes to catch our breath I find her mouth attacking my still sensitive cock once again. Attacking is probably the wrong word as she gently caressed by member with her lips, tongue and hand until the sensitivity eased and returned to pure pleasure. We tried several different positions again, even Greek but I was quickly realizing that release number two was not going to happen. I made the announcement that I appreciated the effort and resigned myself that we were done. She didn’t get the memo. Back to bbbj she went complete with the most amazing DT I had ever experienced. Soon she moved to teabagging and I took matters into my own hand as she feasted. The next thing I know I feel the most intense sensation as her tongue begins to circle my asshole, gently at first, then building with intensity as she sensed my climactic excitement build. By now I’m “choking the monkey” for all it’s worth while she is on a mission of her own, feasting on the energy we both are exhibiting. Her tongue is darting in and out of my ass, licking and lapping while tension is building. Finally I can no longer hold back and as I announce the second coming of explosion number two she quickly engulfed my member in her wanting mouth and devoured every last drop, savoring it like a baby with a sucker.
I was spent! Totally and completely! She was spent, but more so, she was delighted with her task of bringing me to orgasm #2 in 30-minutes. Sadly she eventually retired, moved back to Arizona and I only have my memories. But on that day I became a fan of DATO/TUMA.
Glad you had fun! Hehe I will also say though as a sidenote I don’t provide this anymore as a service but I will still receive it!
Nothing like tongue fucking a balloon knot, as the smell of Jasmine wafts thru the room while the theme song to "Shaft" plays silently in my head.
You daaaaam right!
I'm a certified public butt munch, but it wasn't always my thing. I guess when you get older and already done all the vanilla stuff, you start to go for the last taboo. It just feels so naughty and depraved, and if the gal is sitting on my face, there can be a little smothering going on, which is also a huge turn-on.
Not so much into receiving, but have once or twice, so I know that it feels nice. I guess that a part of the appeal is imagining that it's a huge turn-on for the gal, and she's probably secretly thinking, damn, I'm getting paid for some guy to give my starfish a tongue bath. Probably most gals would rather have DATY than DATO, but variety is the spice of life after all.
One day, you're getting some good head, and the person giving it to you starts running the tongue down your taint...and it feels really good. Then, it happens...the tongue is now licking your asshole. You don't realize how sensitive...and pleasurable it is to get that sort of attention in such an intimate place. Your sex life is now better for allowing this activity...but then some women start to use their fingers on your taint and graze your hole. A few of them even start to press their fingertip in. Do you stop this...or let it happen and see how you feel?
"She knows her way around my cock well, but this is weird."
"Does this make me gay?"
"Am I clean down there?"
...turns into...
"How do I get more women to pleasure me this way?"
You are getting older, and your refractory period is getting longer...you still like sex, but how it "plays out" is changing. You feel okay about how things have evolved for you. You even start sharing your experiences with others on the internet. Then, your heart is ripped out of your chest...
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I'm a fan of both although but I'm selective so it's more of a in the moment kind of thing instead of something I look for in every session.
I like to give and receive... i have this weird oral fetish where i love to lick and kiss and suck .. things lol... if the guy is clean and open minded.. i truly don't mind it...
I prefer to give than receive. I love the visual of it, low-hanging fruit and all. And the submissiveness of the man in FDAU. It's a huge turn-on.
When I give my gent a Rusty Trombone, especially if he's never had one, he's amazed at how EFFECTIVE it is!
If you've never tried it as a client, find a lady who will do it! It's a game changer!
I don't mind receiving, and I'm not against it in theory, but I have seen too many damned dirty wadded up pieces of TP in bum cracks during FBSM to offer this service lol.
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Omg but it is so true!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Valentina Voluptua
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I wasn't really into it, until a hobbyist here changed my mind!! I definitely enjoy it now, don't think I'd be up for giving.
VV
I understand your issue with hidden debris. I think that a shared shower as foreplay at the beginning of a session would be a nice menu item for some of you ladies.
I feel a grown adult should know how to properly groom/shower before an intimate date.. and should be arriving fresh and clean. My shower is available if you need to make sure.
I always spend time to properly groom, shower and look cute and presentable (hair, alittle makeup and some lingerie) im not really into messing that all up just to have to wash some booty. Plus im not into shower play way to dangerous and pretty awkward most of the time. I'm not licking booty ;)
Lmao so this!
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Originally Posted by britttany_love
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Originally Posted by NaughtyNaomi
I wonder which hobbyist changed your mind? ; )
Sad to think that there are grown adults who still don't know how to clean themselves properly before an intimate encounter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Valentina Voluptua
Here's a few tips for those who haven't been trained in these matters:
#1 - Know your butt. If you've got poop, expel it before you bathe for the play date. Fleet enemas are cheap, but if you're not down for that, at least take some wet wipes with you in case you have to stop off at the 7-11 on the way to the in-call.
#2 - If that occurs, wet wipes or no, always take a shower before you start. Most guys and gals will be happy for you to do this at their incall or outcall before the adult fun begins, especially if you are relatively clean before you start. No one wants to see crusty fecal matter or wads of TP in the shower drain.
#3 - Always use a soapy washcloth on all surfaces of the nether regions, particularly the butt hole. Swirl it around with a finger to get in all of the curves of your balloon knot, and maybe work a finger in gently just a little ways so that you're less likely to expel any solid aerosols if there is an accidental passage of gas.
#4 - Do these things even if you don't plan on any butt munching or other intimate contact with the poop chute. No one wants their fingers, faces, or naughty bits to be that close to any potential brown matter, except for maybe a few scat enthusiasts, who are few and far between.
This has been a public service announcement from the Certified Public Butt Munchers Association.
...involving whichever body parts, you don't dive in unless the area is impeccably clean. Fortunately, my gents already know this and show up freshly groomed as expected.
I happen to love doing DATO, both giving and receiving, so for me, it's not a "service" as much as it is a "peccadillo." Harmless, enjoyed by two people.
Some guys apparently think that since they’re paying, they can show up however the want. :doh::crazy::noidea:
#5
I use my sonicare (pre toothbrushing of course).
My asshole looks splendid afterwards!!
And no cavities in my cavity.
It won't make me cum but it feels really good.
And i'm not just a receiver....also quite the giver.
Haha. Yea I don't blame you BL :thumb: I don't mind giving it to a girl if she's very clean and the passion could start a bonfire, yea it's cool, however the idea of a guy getting it is just a little disturbing to me. Lol :giggles:Quote:
Originally Posted by britttany_love
I know some of you guys like it. I'm not shaming or anything, no judgement here, but yes, for me personally, the idea of receiving TUMA (girl -> guy) is just, "blehh!". :shocked: Haha. Sorry. :noidea: Just how I feel. I wouldn't even let a girl do it tbh; even is she wanted to badly. I'm just not sticking my ass in the air for you to munch it. :nono:
Guys have too much hair. It's also much more course. Even a really naturally lightly haired man still has significant hair around his groin & entire buttox region. Hell, even women have a decent bit of hair if they don't groom well that grows around the butthole area. A guy has to be so insanely groomed, flushed out, and clean around there that I couldn't ever blame any woman who wanted nothing to do with it under any circumstances. And mine? Ya ain't gettin it even if ya want it. Nope nope :nono: :lol:
Yep, I'll definitely give it to a really clean girl that I'm totally caught up with and it's getting really hot; usually it's while wandering around during DATY. Honestly that's normally how I've given it (personal & hobby life both). Either from missionary style DATY or doggy DATY which extends into some DATO/near DATO. That's just me though. :twothumbs:
I absolutely love receiving. Thats how a provider will make me come back over and over. If she has sexy legs with a nice ass then I'm giving ��
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Originally Posted by MarkWatney
I hearby elect Mr. Watney the President of the Certified Public Butt Munchers Association. All Aye's raise your right two well-lubed fingers and solemnly swear to keep your ballon knots debris free and sparkling clean in the anticipation and interests of local buttmunchers. All Nays...go sit on your thumbs.
Kindly direct all you questions of hygiene and technique to Mr. Watney of the CPBMA. He has the best interests of your smashed spider, your crinkled starfish, your mud clam, ye olde beef gasket in mind. He's the leader we didn't know we needed.
Your funny Miss V as always and I would love to lick your balloon knot one day.
Balloon knot...lol. :giggles: Funny Miss V. :tongue: I agree tho Mark has given a very good list of cleanup techniques.
Waterpik > SonicareQuote:
Originally Posted by knottyman
Only if she young and hot...mainly 18-21 ...no older *****s.
I live for mutual ass play!
God put a g-spot in our b-holes because he loves us and wants us to enjoy doing butt stuff to each other. Get in there, folks
God put our g spot there. Because he finished making man about 11:30 on a Saturday night.Quote:
Originally Posted by tex4354125
After he'd been sipping on the sacramental wine.
I can hear it now.
Jesus , c'mere. This shit is gonna be sooo (me)Damn funny!!!
But do you like to receive? Is it on the menu?
Mutual anal play can be amazing or it can completely ruin a session. I shower, scrub and even fast prior to, the fasting, aside from the many health benefits, reduces the chances of any accidental emissions, solid or gaseous. Basically, it's fun as long as everyone is squeaky clean.
I am still a virgin at this Rusty Trombone thing. I am researching it and trying to get all the info I can about it. I enjoy when a provider tosses my salad but I've never experienced anal play, giving or receiving. If it is anything close to the Tossed Salad experience I am sure I will enjoy the activity and get turned out quick... and be on the look out for one of you beautiful ladies to wear me out on a regular basis.
I hear what you are saying... No TP here ladies..... Some of us Hobbyist go the extra mile when we prepare ourselves for such a intimate activity with you. I mean we scrub and clean and all that good stuff but I was introduced to a Hospital grade hair remover called Surgi-Cream 19 years ago after my ex wife threw a cooking pan across the room, it missed me but it bounced off the fricking wall and still nailed me in the head. Lol.
We were in transit to the emergency room to get me all patched up. While I was inside the ER and the battle axe nurse was getting me ready to clean the area of my head where the gash was before the doctor sewed me up. My wife was near by and the nurse applied this white cream on my scalp and literally 3 to 5 minutes later the nurse wiped my head with a towel and my hair where the gash was disappeared like magic. My wife's eyes were as big around as a half dollar. She couldn't believe that this $ 6.00 cream you can buy at WalGreen's worked so well. To this day I still use Surgi Cream for my BOYS downstairs and all around the taint area cause it works and the BOYS look like a baby's butt when I'm done.
Ladies, imagine hairless hanging fruit, no more loose hair in your teeth, just smooth baby butt skin for you to devour! And you talk about mileage.
Some hobbyist haven't figured it out yet and probably never will ? They show up and it looks like a National Forrest between their legs. Get the weed wacker out ladies. Believe me or not but I get the mileage many Hobbyist only dream of.... plus some! :twothumbs:
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Originally Posted by Valentina Voluptua
I'll let a girl lick it.
I shall tongue punch a clean fart box on a lady. Yes I'll be up in her bum bum like a bike with no seat! If she likes the go go hole being loved up. But no one goeth near my rear!
Knowing ahead of time puts me more at ease when it comes to receiving rimming. I love butt sex so I'll usually engage in thorough anal prep when I know a suitor has an interest in PSE. Still, so long as screening is already complete, I'm totally fine with someone notifying me they'd like ass play.