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I admit that the optics of these bonuses appear such that management is absolutely tone-deaf to the public relations aspects. However, that being said, let me attempt to explain what I understand these to be and why they were paid like that.
These contracts were put in place in early 2008 when the credit markets were just starting to crater. AIG realized they had a major fucking mess on their hands at AIG Financial Products in London, but they may not yet have realized that the company itself (i.e., AIG) was all but dead. In any event, they removed the guys running the unit (e.g., Cassano) but needed people with knowledge of the transactions to help them unwind them. (So btw did every other company that had significant exposure to this shit.) So they did the only rational thing they could do -- gave them contracts that said if they stuck around they would get a so-called "retention bonus" in March of 2009 (note, the date couldn't be past March 15th of 2009 if they wanted to deduct the expense in 2008 -- a point that now seems laughably irrelevant.) This is pretty common procedure in corporate America when you are shutting down an operation -- you pay the people who know how it works to stick around till you can close it (something that doesn't just happen by throwing a switch.) In retrospect, the choice of the term "bonus" was unfortunate. Maybe something like "deferred salary" would have been more palatable.
Now like every other taxpayer that has seen money vanish down this black hole, my personal preference would have been to see these assholes chained to their desks, stewing in their own urine and feces till they finished cleaning this mess up. But sadly, the real world doesn't work that way. Slavery, whether indentured or otherwise, is illegal both here and in Brittan. And as viscerally satisfying as that prospect would be, the only way this mess was going to get uncooked was to employ the assholes that created it on terms that they would accept.
Looking at the facts objectively, these bonuses seem rational, though despicable. However, the thing I really find despicable is the political leaders trying to curry favor with the public by riding their outrage instead of lowering temperatures and cleaning up the mess like they are supposed to. I also note that these "bonus payments" are less than 0.1% of the money that was pumped into AIG and the biggest outrage is coming from Congresspeople who think nothing of padding a stimulus or rescue bill with 10% extra to cover the graft for their supporters. I also not that all the noise about taxing these payments at 100% is a little silly in that most of the people receiving these payments are in England and not subject to US taxes -- grandstanding at its finest.[/b]
Agreed. Well articulated here: