ODN you are so wise you caught the PUN...
Lol.. Maybe Slowhanz needs a CATNAP ;)
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ODN you are so wise you caught the PUN...
Lol.. Maybe Slowhanz needs a CATNAP ;)
LMAO
You're gonna make me regret having ever stuck my neck out on that. I'm too far up the Asperger's scale. Sometimes the subtext goes over my head, vs what I thought I was reading. I'm a stranger in a strange land; an alien behind the lines in earthling territory. The struggle is real.
Hey Beavis.... he said Ass-burger.... hehehehe heh heh....Quote:
Originally Posted by Slowhanz57
Happy Memorial day weekend from Wonder Woman. I'm getting ready for a little road trip.
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Reese darling, does your road trip include Connecticut???Quote:
Originally Posted by ReeseMcClain
I wished. This trip is family stuff. Wink wink handsome.
Babe, the SNUGGLE is real, hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Slowhanz57
Vodka shots this weekend...lol
I have a weekend playfest planned
My SO fixed up a private area in my side yard where can get nekkid and play in our lil pool...lol
Happy friday and weekend to yall all
Well well well, I do believe it is time for a ice cold glass of JD and Diet Coke. Easy on the Diet Coke.
My ex-wife drove me to drink - I never did thank her for that.
Quote:
Originally Posted by dallas4u
I will be back in the game 100% in about a week and a half! Save me a spot in your little pool!!! I WILL BE THERE...OR where ever the heck you are!
wel damn..its been a helluva week/weekend.....my kids have not given me & the SO any private time....been busy with medical issues with the son-in-law and babysitting the lil grandman.....I even went to tour KC a few days by myself....then my son & his family showed up today!....I have not been able to get freaky in 4 days!...I am so so so so overdue!
mmmmmmmmmmm hell yeahhhh
{especially need me some private time with ya baby!}
Ok Dee,
I'll be back late Thurs eve.
And I will be restocking the fridge.
Will a case of whipped cream suffice?
You guys and gals are why I love this place. Glad to see it up and going on here.
Hiya OKC baby....:rockon:
And hiya back you crazy sexy ass Dallas.
A gent I have yet to meet:
Can I get your number so we can discuss options?
Me: What do you mean options?
I guess I am a used car now... perhaps he meant menu, which would make me a Burger King....
Or he's a lazy-ass cop who thinks you're as stupid as is he.
Just send him the link to your website and don't waste any more time on the SOB. If they won't do the research, fuggedaboudem... It's why you built the fucking thing!!
Well, I don't have a menu, and I rather like it. I am offering companionship. The gents who are coming to me and setting up appointments are wonderful men who enjoy spending time with a lady. Not men who are interested in how many positions he can brag about.
If men are looking for the menu options, they can find someone else. That's not what I advertise.
That’s why you are a wonderful woman that’s a blast to play with.....and you are damn flexible to!
[QUOTE=Suzanna Turner;173345]A gent I have yet to meet:
Can I get your number so we can discuss options?
Me: What do you mean options?
I guess I am a used car now... perhaps he meant menu, which would make me a Burger King....[/QUOTE
I agree 100%. If they want a menu, go to a "Coffee Shop". Sorry, I couldn't help. But no, don't need them here.
Are you offering an extended warranty now? Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us, have it your way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suzanna Turner
Options: Hmmmm to have a glass of Jack Daniels or not?? Lmoao, what am I thinking �� Lol.
Happy Friday.
What a beautiful morning. Now, if it wouldn't get so dang scorching hot this afternoon.Quote:
Originally Posted by ReeseMcClain
Happy Friday, everyone enjoy the weekend.Quote:
Originally Posted by ReeseMcClain
Yep, had a great start to the weekend yesterday....still enjoying the afterglow. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Reallyolddudenow
have a great nite...and a kickass week OKlahoma!!!!
The Coffee Shop is alive and well, right where it needs to be..
As I was scamming through the NEW post on that other place, I’ve never seen so many people that can’t read the memos staff leaves and ask the same thing over and over..
Thats what makes me glad to share a cup of Joe with all of you..
It pays to have brains...
good night....
Lemme fix that for ya'....(brains are optional)Quote:
Originally Posted by danielle silver
Oh man its Monday.
Good morning it's a wonderful day in paradise
Good morning everyone. I'm still having my coffee. I slept in this morning. Trying to motivate myself to do some yard work.
Yes, Danielle, leave them behind at the other place.Quote:
Originally Posted by danielle silver
Good coffee here.
Damn Straight!!! Only the best of the best imported straight from Columbia!!!
Thanks to PinkFloyd and all of those connections he has made in Florida!!
hahahahaha....
But it is truly a bonus when the lady has BRAINS to go along with the boobs and other parts. Happy to say, there are a goodly number of ladies in Oklahoma that bring both to their appointments.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ed Highlight
brains
boobs
butt
the holy trinity of a sexy woman!
Can't argue with the order, either.Quote:
Originally Posted by dallas4u
Coffee is Hot
the boobs are on
the butts are fresh...
wait a minute
GOOD Morning Friends!!!!