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Good moanin' everybooty!! Spring has finally sprung here in Connecticut - Sunny and 75 to 80 degrees all week!! Time to make those travel plans ladies - especially when it starts to hit 100 degrees down there and the tornadoes start takin' down houses!!
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Originally Posted by Ed Highlight
MOANIN AND BOOOTY.... Ed, you sure know how to Open up the Shop on a Positive Note!!! Happy Monday ladies and Gentlemen (aka FAWKERS)
Y'all are havin' way too much fun usin' that 'F' word.. ;-)
Working 2 sites is a burden. I am unknown on one, and an orphan on the other. Where is Danielle?
Ahhhh the F word is so fuckin filthy fun!!
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Originally Posted by slowhanz57
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Originally Posted by dallas4u
FAWK YEAH!!! Well looks like the Shop has been kinda Slow.... I’ll leave the lights on. Have a Good Night
THE SAME THINGS i WOULD WANT TODAY, I WOULD WANT AGAIN TOMORROW.
Hmmmmm...
STOP eating Wheaties!!!! Bawhahahaha
Wheaties promise to completely transform your life.. lol
Someone left their K-cup in the Keurig again. And will someone please add Twinkies to the shopping list for Suzanna.
Lights are on. Pots are doin' their thing. Carry on....fawkers. ;-)
I'm WET!!!!
And not because the roof is leaking??? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by danielle silver
No leaky roof here. Lmao..
Seriously though, you gotta love the rain..
PS I'm getting WET later and it will be in an orgasmic way!!!
OMG.... lol yep, this is where I belong....
Funny, I ate a twinkie just beore bed last night! My reward for doing my kettlebell workout when I really didn't want to.
Neighbors fence went down last night, which leaves a little hole in the corner of my yard...puppy was about to jump through it but I got onto him in time. Thank goodness.
I love storms! It was still lightening here at 6:30 this morning... love the dark clouds, grey skys, and the electric in the air!
People were texting me about the storms last night - must have been pretty active.
Here ya go....Attachment 19374
I woke up and it stirred one of my puptarts, so out the bed we go and let him out backdoor. Flip on kitchen light and the stove says 3:38. I'm like WTF? Go get back in bed and grab my phone, puptarts find their stickies place up against me and then a few minutes later I hear in a raspy soft voice, "what u doin Nana"? I'm like surfing the net. So that was odd, not knowing Lil man was there. I only get half of one side, usually finding myself pushed to the edge of bed and into headboard of my king because of puptarts. It ain't right!
So at 4:15 I decide to get up and stay up and make coffee. About 5am sitn in recliner sipn coffee I hear another soft voice, "wheres X Nana, he's not in bed"? I'm like he's in my bed and yes you can go sleep in their. So grand twins and puptarts are all snoozing comfortably in my big ol' bed. I just want to sleep, and sleep well. But nooo, it ain't right! I think ima make another 2 cups of decaf coffee then go shower. Mornin' all...
Blaze, you sound like one very lucky lady. A bed overflowing in love for Nana. <3 I can't wait to have grandbabies.
Good morning all. Nice quiet weekend morning with the sunrise after the rain, sipping coffee in the sunroom watching the world wake for a Saturday morning. Looking forward to Elle Alexandra's visit to OKC this week.
Hiya RED! Ed and the OK gang!!!
Did you know .. Rumor has it that Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner is engaged. To a transgender woman! Not sure if it is true...but if it is thats just WOW! Lol
Happy saturday yall!! No sexiness for me today...grandkid duty!
Life is good, I finally got good sleep and slept in. Coffee and Netflix time. Then maybe plant some flowers.
The first image that popped into my head when I read this was two earthworms mating. They're hermaphrodites. SMDH.. ;-)Quote:
Originally Posted by dallas4u
LOL @Dallas.
Vaping on Melon Milk Crusher by Rockt Punch this moaning. Was weird odd, still vapable on RDA, but me thinks it's better in my super tank. Doesn't seem to me as a coil killer.
Have you had melon milk this morning???
Here's one for you - I worked with a woman who was undergoing sex transformation to become a man , and she was going with a guy who was undergoing a transformation to become a woman. When all is finished are they considered a heterosexual couple?Quote:
Originally Posted by dallas4u
“A MANS GOT TO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING, I BELIEVE I’LL HAVE ANOTHER DRINK” W.C. Fields
Have you ate your taco today??
If not there is one between my legs.....
Mmm tacos...danielle. Blaze..gypsy...cum here!!!
And guess what ... My gal pal StaceyMay is cumming back to play in the biz!!!
Well Im doing the grandma thing today. So no sexy fun for me....but TOMMORROW!!
Back in the late seventies, there was a case where a man was being prosecuted for consensual oral sex. Some women showed up outside the courthouse to protest, wearing t-shirts that said "If the Lord didn't intend for man to eat pussy, why did he make it look so much like a taco?"
Damn it Danielle I have to get back to Oklahoma for a visit - we have unfinished business. I wanted to jump across the table at our lunch. You were the first woman I ever contacted at Escorts, and the situation never seemed to work out right.
OK, I have been pretty much a non-drinker my whole life. Sure I have been drunk before, but it was never something I had to do. I had 2 glasses of wine today, and damn it feels good. Is it too late to become a drunk? Can you tell I'm not a drinker?:towel: 3rd glass o f wine OMG.
If you're alive it's never to late to start.
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Originally Posted by Slowhanz57
I don't drink often, but when I do I get melancholy.
Yeah; I know what you mean. I've had the same thing happen.
Sitting on the front porch watching the rain pore down. Life is beautiful. If only I had a woman by by side right now it would be perfect. I am an incurable romantic especially when I am drinking even as little as I am now. PinkFloyd is Horny. LOL Everybody else on here sounds so logical. Life would have been so much easier without women. If it was just guys we would just drink, talk sports and play pool. Introduce women and everything gets crazy. Women become all we think about, all we want. It's 10, I better go to bed before I philosophize some more. LOL
But did you cry? It's not a good drunk unless you cry and say, " I love you man!"
No tears have been cried, and I am not fully loaded just light headed, but damn it feels good and relaxing. I think I have needed to relax since the big move. I am Mr. Reserved until I drink, and I don't drink often. Although I have been around for awhile and have 19 Provider OKs on P411, I concentrated on 3 women - Sandra Dee, SheaJonsey and Sweetestsin for a long time. Danielle is the first woman I ever contacted, but a stupid problem kept us apart until we met face to face at Gippers for a party, and we have become friends. I got tied up with a certain non-provider for almost 5 years, but drugs drove us apart. I am in Florida now, but will travel back to Oklahoma.Quote:
Originally Posted by Blaze
Yes Mr Pink....I luv sitting on my porch watching the rain....so refreshing and romantic!
Lmao. That was me at Pink Floyd lunch..Quote:
Originally Posted by Blaze
Damn, Blue Hawaiians...
I have a relaxation track in my playlists that is rain falling in a farm yard. You can hear the animals, hear the rain falling on the tin roof on the barn, distant thunder. I never get through the whole sixty minute track before I'm out like a light.. ;-)Quote:
Originally Posted by dallas4u
I was just called out (rightfully so and hopefully a little lighthearted) about not posting much. I pretty much stayed in the shadows on ECCIE. I will most likely do the same here. Although, I do like the fact that this board has been drama free and more relaxed. If it continues, I'll probably poke me head into the sunshine occasionally. Have a great weekend! I'll be hanging around.