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Guilty as charged!
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See? There are health benefits to *****osis!
Lmao
Awesome
" My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said "Do you want to have sex?" She answered "No".
I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time and simply said "YES!".
So, I said, "Then I would like to phone a friend."
That's when the fight started...... :watchporn:
Ladies what do you think?
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Somebody may have already posted this one...I stole it from somewhere. But it seems appropriate to post on this lords day.
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"Fishing saved me from being a PORN STAR... Now Im just a ******"
Lmao... One of my fav tee's.
^^^OMG. Bahahaha..
Three guys and a brothel.
The first guy is entering the brothel, the second is leaving, and the third is already inside.
Based only on that information, name the nationalities of the three guys.
Answers
Entering...Russian
Leaving...Finnish
Already inside...Himalayan
Attachment 483971 in honor of Slayer
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Let's lighten the mood around here again...
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Lol
Two guys are walking across a river bridge when they decide to take a leak off the side into the river. As they relieve themselves, the first guy says: “That water is cold.” Not to be outdone, the second guy replies: “Yea, deep too.”