Q: Who makes more money a drug dealer or a ******?
A: A ****** because she can wash her crack and reuse it.
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Q: Who makes more money a drug dealer or a ******?
A: A ****** because she can wash her crack and reuse it.
Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
A: The taste
LOL! That reminds me of another joke...
A guy went to see his doctor, complaining of stomach problems and constipation. The doc prescribed suppositories.
After a week, the guy went back to his doctor. The doc asked how his patient was doing, if the suppositories worked. The patient said: “my stomach still hurts like hell, and I haven’t taken a dump all week. For all the good those suppositories did, I would have been better off shoving them up my ass.”
All of this shit is too fuckin' funny!
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